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Sep 17, 2025
Whitmer's Silence On Mayor's Remarks Hailed As Act Of Leadership
Whitmer's Dearborn silence: A masterclass in doing nothing.
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Whitmer's Dearborn silence: A masterclass in doing nothing.
Nepal's 'revolution' now just a very big spreadsheet typo.
Sentinel missile: Solves no problems, but looks fabulous.
Pentagon's $2T stirrer: Ethically sourced titanium, on track.
Breaking: A minuscule few just grasped Gaza situation. Congrats!
White House calculates your sorrow. Utility = max outrage points.
Sinema's 'independence' shakes nation, mostly Excel files.
Humanity's ultimate purpose is now a remarkably brief checklist.
Kash Patel arrests someone *before* they're arrested. Genius!
Man's 30-yr study confirms socks aren't lost, they're *taken*.
Air Force unveils second plane capable of upward motion.
Underrepresented Afrikaner "refugees" diversify Dulles.
Slurred matriarch unearths conjugal truth. Society quakes.
FEMA employee fired for questioning Kirk's half-mast eligibility.
Modern politics: so efficient, thought is now outsourced.
"Speedy Bob" breached optimal pace. We're all too fast now.
Sinema's historic independence: Democrats, but in beige.
Administration confirms: The plan is there is no plan. Masterful.
Democracy's grand architect? Just one busy guy.
Ex-President embraces vaccines. Poll results confirm the science.
Sinema's bold 'independence': now free to vote as she always did.
Our leader now exporting democracy to your cul-de-sac.
SCOTUS: 'Roving patrols' now have 'fixed orbits.' Physics weeps.
Refugee Pipeline decommissioned due to "insufficient lubricant."
Senator: Vance's war crime views are "not ideal." Crisis averted.
GOP rebrands 'big' to 'average.' Crisis averted.
Treasury warns: Fiscal accountability will bankrupt the nation.
Sinema declares independence; DC interns update spreadsheet.
Resourceful bigots find old hatred remains perfectly serviceable.
Soft diplomacy via tissue-like approach, as per Oval.