US Military: Our Current Worst Boondoggle Is Actually Pretty Good

While critics might point to the astronomical sums invested in the aptly named ‘Sentinel’ missile program – funds that could, hypothetically, solve several continents' worth of potable water crises – one must consider the sheer psychological impact. The sight of a gleaming, multi-billion-dollar projectile, even one with a dubious success rate in actual conflict scenarios, certainly projects an image. It's not just a weapon; it's a very expensive, very loud reminder that the Department of Defense has money to burn, literally.

Furthermore, we must not overlook the invaluable contribution this project makes to local economies. Think of the thousands employed, from the highly specialized engineers crafting its guidance systems to the tireless janitorial staff keeping the launch silos spotless. It’s a job creation scheme on a scale that would make any infrastructure bill blush. One might even argue it's a crucial pillar of the modern military-industrial complex, ensuring a steady flow of taxpayer dollars back into the hands of diligent workers, who then, presumably, buy more American-made goods. A true circle of life, if you will, powered by an ever-expanding United States military budget.