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Nov 5, 2025
iOS 26.2 Adds Option to Adjust Glow of Liquid Glass By 0.001%
iOS 26.2: 0.001% brighter screen, mind blown.
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iOS 26.2: 0.001% brighter screen, mind blown.
Teachers' costumes offend "esteemed" Kirk. Shortage grows.
Algorithms make your content. You just… exist adorably.
Dating AI's final match: Just you. Forever.
Apple 26.1: Feel the pixels. Finally, a solution to that *thing*.
Humans: your "insights" are now AI-optimized generic gold.
LimeWire AI: Ethical generation. Your IP is safe. We swear.
Reality crumbles: Samsung user finds 'Labs' menu in Gallery.
Your digital soul, now loading twice as fast. Hope bills keep up.
Brief reality experiment concluded. Resume conspiracies.
G7 tackles humanity's true foe: high-priced pet vacuums.
Java's end isn't JS or debt; it's the gap of unflashy existence.
NBA reveals: Money might, just might, affect human behavior.
After eons, scholars unearth 4 "genuinely good" Netflix titles.
The singularity just had explosive indigestion. Blame Kung Pao.
EV charging: BYOW. We've innovated ourselves backwards.
Earth's crust confirms: another Nissan Kicks.
New AI framework simplifies dev! You're now a charming relic.
Blumhouse partners with "Something." Children now 100% killable.
Quantum cracks fitted sheet. The cosmos can wait.
Experts: IPv6 was just the friends we made along the way.
Boyd Gaming barely scrapes by with $1B. A true struggle.
High-stakes penny-pitching ring ensnares NBA's greatest minds.
PA fined casinos $72K. Gambling *must* be sufficiently tempting.
Gold bidet owner starts 18-year 'corporate sabbatical.
Dutch freed! Can now bet on sports. Society's deepest need met.
200 agents quell deadly Idaho crisp cartel. The nation is safe.
NASA: Moon isn't influencer-ready. Expedition paused.
Local man's paper patterns crinkle reality. Download now.
AI's gibberish leads firms to 'pilot' a quaint old tech: humans.