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Oct 20, 2025
Top AI Tools To Streamline Your Extinction From Content Creation
AI: Your unique voice, now efficiently indistinguishable.
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AI: Your unique voice, now efficiently indistinguishable.
"Spreadsheet Glaze" discovered. Cure: 240Hz monitor. Scurvy who.
Chronic chill? You're a minor geothermal vent. File your permits.
Truck too comfy; drivers now questioning all life's hard truths.
Congrats, meatbags! Your art is now officially 'bio-contaminant'.
Cities now designed by a brainless puddle. What could go wrong.
Bibliophile homes: now classified as 'pre-collapsed' structures.
Microsoft: China's ping spiked. Teams background? Unrenderable.
Big Tech's climate fix: just fill out a carbon opt-out form.
NASA breakthrough: Rockets launch things. Who knew.
DirecTV now puts *your face* on screensavers. You're welcome.
Space: now for forgotten sourdough & critical emotio.
Feds seize $15B Bitcoin. Now own a digital pile of... something.
AI will tell you if AI is lying. What could go wrong.
Apple: iPhone 'blemishes' are just display stand ghosts.
Blink science complete. Your eyes just wasted millennia.
Your "saved" passwords now enjoy a lively social life.
Groundbreaking: The best internet connection is none.
Update your Body OS EULA. Deny, and your metabolism dies.
Dems to robots: Pay up! You're clearly not working hard enough.
Keyboards: Now officially a thumb-mangling public health crisis.
Leaked IDs grant 70k Discord users surprise jury duty. Enjoy.
Time traveler reprimanded for Hurdle spoilers. Earth's fate? Meh.
Millionaire sues bet platform for *checks notes* taking his bets.
DoE: Carbon filters out. Enjoy that billion-dollar classic air.
Pixel filters your notifications. Your fragility demands it.
Experts confirm: a bag holds stuff. We are all safe.
Fungi, it seems, reinvented the psychedelic wheel. Repeatedly.
Reality now brought to you by Sora. Enjoy your render.
Nation's best minds stumped by four words. Plant smarter.