NASA Chief: Moon Landing Too Close To Daylight Savings

It appears humanity’s return to the celestial sphere will be proceeding on an amended schedule, following a recent pronouncement from NASA's acting administrator. Apparently, the agency's previous lunar aspirations, quaint as they now seem, were simply too "unflexible" for modern media demands. During two illuminating Monday morning spots, Mr. Duffy clarified that while the Moon remains a theoretical destination, its current orbital position presents inconvenient optics for live television.

Speaking from what we can only assume was a perfectly lit studio, likely after a robust breakfast buffet, the administrator conveyed on outlets like Fox News that the original timeline was simply not "synergistic" with the evolving broadcast landscape. It seems the sheer audacity of aiming for a specific, scientifically determined launch window clashes with the more pressing need to ensure optimal ratings for a Tuesday morning segment. After all, what’s a few extra years in low Earth orbit when compared to peak demographic reach?