AI Fails, Companies Try Humans 'One Last Time'

The corporate world, after years of fervent devotion to its digital overlords, is reportedly "experimenting" with a peculiar, almost retro concept: *people*. This bewildering pivot comes after countless artificial intelligence initiatives, heralded as the zenith of efficiency, instead proved to be quite adept at generating eye-watering invoices and a unique brand of algorithmic gibberish.

Industry titans, having poured untold sums of venture capital into the digital void, are now, with considerable reluctance, rediscovering that "information," that elusive new capital, often requires a conscious entity to actually interpret and apply it beyond mere data regurgitation. This shock revelation has sent ripples through executive suites accustomed to merely approving expense reports for server farms.

Sources close to exasperated CEOs confirm the new strategy involves deploying "biological units" – or what some might remember as "employees" – in a "limited, temporary capacity." They are being tasked with such primitive functions as "critical thinking" and "problem-solving," a bewildering turn for those who spent a decade optimizing their workflows to approve AI-generated lunch orders. The prevailing sentiment is clear: if these organic structures don’t deliver immediate, exponential ROI, it’s back to the drawing board for an even more expensive AI solution.