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Oct 4, 2025
EV Tax Credits Declared Brain Dead; Family To Pull Plug
EV tax credit unplugged. No one knew it was still on.
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EV tax credit unplugged. No one knew it was still on.
HRV: Your watch's latest excuse to feel important.
Win11 user finds VHD 'new feature.' Researchers eye floppy disks.
Rounder corners on 365 icons spark global existential crisis.
Trump's future EV policy will simply make half of all EVs vanish.
Ultralight hikers achieve spontaneous lift. Gravity is confused.
Pentagon to Germany: Potholes now a national security threat.
Trump assures: only *our* guys steal your data now.
AI writes your content. Your unique voice is now data.
LimeWire: from digital piracy to... ethical AI. Yep.
AI now profiles hedges. Rodent location: pending shrub approval.
After deliberation, experts confirm: Keyboard PC is... a PC.
Tomorrow's fusion power makes today's money. Plant optional.
Apple's newest miracle: Your phone can see a PDF.
AI's artistic peak: an image that exists. Rejoice, humans.
MIT awards algorithm for untangling headphones. Humanity saved.
Rejoice! AI now performs your existence for you.
New 2025 MacBook M4: Pre-discounted for your pre-obsolescence.
Autism's true cause? Tylenol. Scientists are 'flummoxed.'.
Eni's new 'zero-emissions crude': just needs future fusion.
Waze: Obsolete phones don't need directions.
Disney's new biz plan: tiny green snacks & stoic helmets.
Pokémon box loses $19.54. Humanity is doomed.
Immortality via Apple Watch! Expert warns: filter digital sludge.
The moon, astonishingly, plans to illuminate the night. Again.
CDC's real threat: Not pathogens, but *profound alarm*.
To buy a cabbage, first learn 'digital acquisition.'.
Physics ends. Scientists now classify Cheetos.
Xbox fans rejoice! Microsoft offers new 'fiscal opportunities.'.
Tired of hacks, local man secures data via echolocation.