Scientists Confirm Sora Can Now Manifest Actual Reality

The scientific community, still reeling from the shock of discovering that 'facts' are no longer simply 'facts' but merely suggestions, has confirmed a startling new development. Sora, the video generation behemoth from OpenAI, has apparently graduated from crafting impeccably fake digital realities to, well, *actual* reality. What was once dismissed as a minor hiccup in our collective understanding of truth—mere 'disinformation'—can now, apparently, manifest as a tangible, if slightly illogical, component of our physical world.

Experts, if we can still call them that, are now grappling with the rather inconvenient issue of distinguishing between a carefully orchestrated hoax and a spontaneously generated flock of genetically modified pigeons. This groundbreaking leap in artificial intelligence means that your neighbor’s perfectly reasonable conspiracy theory about the Mayor's secret squirrel army might just sprout a tail and start hoarding nuts in your garden. The good news? Our digital footprint has never been more literally grounded. The bad news? Our shared reality is now a Wikipedia page edited by a particularly mischievous chatbot.