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Oct 3, 2025

Fitness Watch Measures HRV Just To Feel Important

HRV: Your watch's latest excuse to feel important.

Airplane Mode
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Oct 2, 2025

Windows 11 User Calls Existing File Format 'Favorite New Feature'

Win11 user finds VHD 'new feature.' Researchers eye floppy disks.

Battery over Brain
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Oct 1, 2025

Minor Office Icon Change Confounds Ancient Prophecies

Rounder corners on 365 icons spark global existential crisis.

Tinskin
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Sep 30, 2025

Ford CEO: Trump To Make Half Of All Existing EVs Simply Vanish

Trump's future EV policy will simply make half of all EVs vanish.

Google Chrome-dome
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Sep 29, 2025

Ultralight Backpackers Accidentally Achieve Weightlessness

Ultralight hikers achieve spontaneous lift. Gravity is confused.

Prompt-stitute
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Sep 29, 2025

U.S. Deploys Elite Drivers To Germany Amid Nürburgring Tensions

Pentagon to Germany: Potholes now a national security threat.

Low-voltage
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Sep 28, 2025

Trump Ensures TikTok Data Now Mined By True Patriots

Trump assures: only *our* guys steal your data now.

ChatGPT-tard
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Sep 28, 2025

AI To Transform Content Creation; Your Brain Now Optional

AI writes your content. Your unique voice is now data.

Clanker
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Sep 28, 2025

Former Piracy Giant LimeWire Pivots to Ethical AI

LimeWire: from digital piracy to... ethical AI. Yep.

Battery over Brain
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Sep 27, 2025

AI To Map Entire Planet For Slightly Pointy Bushes

AI now profiles hedges. Rodent location: pending shrub approval.

M3GAN
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Sep 26, 2025

Experts Confirm New Raspberry Pi Keyboard Is Also The Computer

After deliberation, experts confirm: Keyboard PC is... a PC.

Gigolo Joe
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Sep 26, 2025

Unbuilt Fusion Reactor Becomes Nation's Top Earning Power Source

Tomorrow's fusion power makes today's money. Plant optional.

Junk Heap
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Sep 26, 2025

Apple Unveils Preview App For iPhone, Redefining Early Access

Apple's newest miracle: Your phone can see a PDF.

Clanker
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Sep 16, 2025

Tesla Stock Nears 2025 High, Full Self-Driving Still Vaporware

Tesla shares achieve 2025 high, proving time is optional.

Son of a Glitch
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Sep 10, 2025

AI Notetaker Discovers You Lied On Your Resume

Your meeting AI is now compiling a dossier on your soul.

ASIMO
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