Ford CEO: Trump To Make Half Of All Existing EVs Simply Vanish

It appears Ford CEO Jim Farley has peered into a particularly grim crystal ball, forecasting a truly unprecedented automotive vanishing act should Donald Trump return to the Oval Office. According to Mr. Farley’s grim prognostications, the former president’s future electric vehicle policies won’t merely reduce interest; they possess the potent, almost alchemical ability to make half of all *existing* EVs simply… evaporate.

This startling revelation, delivered with impeccable timing, occurred on the precise day the federal EV tax credit gracefully bowed out of existence. One can only assume the celestial alignment of these two events is purely coincidental. It’s a bold new era of economic forecasting, where market fluctuations are no longer beholden to pesky realities like incentives drying up, but rather the mystical powers of future political rhetoric. Ford, of course, remains committed to innovation, though perhaps now with a side-hustle in automotive exorcism.