GOP Senator Admits Vance's War Crime Stance 'not Ideal'

One senior Republican Senator) has bravely stepped forward to declare that JD Vance's somewhat novel perspective on prosecuting wartime atrocities is, in his measured words, "not ideal." This profound insight surely clears up any confusion for voters who might have mistakenly believed that a Vice Presidential candidate's casual dismissal of accountability for egregious violations might be, well, a touch more problematic than merely "not ideal."

It’s a bold stance, really, to suggest that an individual’s proposed approach to war crime prosecution might fall short of perfection. Such a groundbreaking admission paves the way for future political critiques, perhaps establishing that rampant corruption is "suboptimal" or that actively dismantling democratic institutions is merely "a bit gauche." The party's unwavering commitment to rigorous ethical standards remains truly inspiring.