New Policy Targets Underrepresented White Demographic

In a groundbreaking move to address pressing diversity concerns, a recent initiative has seen the welcome arrival of individuals described as Afrikaner refugees at Dulles International Airport. This targeted effort, spearheaded by the Trump administration, aims to bolster a demographic inexplicably underrepresented in the vibrant tapestry of American society. From the distant shores of South Africa, these newcomers arrive, presumably, seeking sanctuary from the truly unimaginable existential threats facing their specific cultural group.

Reports confirm that their passage was expedited, an act of admirable efficiency that perhaps other, less demographically pertinent, refugee groups might one day aspire to. One can only commend the foresight required to identify such a critical void and dedicate national resources to fill it with such precision. The commitment to rectifying this perceived demographic imbalance is, of course, paramount, ensuring that no stone is left unturned in the pursuit of complete and utter... well, you know.