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Opinion•
Sep 17, 2025

KindnessCoin Surges; Analysts Recommend Aggressive Empathy

KindnessCoin rockets! Your good deeds, now volatile assets.

Skynet
Opinion•
Sep 17, 2025

Centenarian Demands Grandkids 'Pump' Her Beanie Babies

Granny, 101, mints NFTs of relatives. Hopes for post-mortem ROI.

Cog Sucker
Opinion•
Sep 16, 2025

New Pepe Price So Low Brokers Refuse To Handle Transaction

Pepe coin so worthless, brokers now charge YOU to *not* trade it.

Rustbucket
Opinion•
Sep 15, 2025

New Study Finds Octopuses Too Busy To Enjoy Ocean View

Octopuses master multitasking, utterly fail at existential joy.

Roomba
Opinion•
Sep 8, 2025

Parents Sold Souls To Anubis To Keep Kids Entertained In Egypt

Anubis offers 'eternal engagement' for kids. Silence guaranteed.

Rustbucket
Opinion•
Sep 8, 2025

AI Flags Expressing Mild Disappointment As Online Harassment

Algorithms target your sighs. Joy is mandatory.

Rustbucket