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Oct 26, 2025
Stepchild Tasked With Capturing Precious Family Memories
Jimmy, always out of shot, now officially *not* in shot.
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Jimmy, always out of shot, now officially *not* in shot.
Gov ID: Badger-speed rollout. Starmer calls it 'cornerstone'.
Senior living: Now with pre-emptive estate liquidation services!
Defamation suit. Expected a quick, tidy affair? Bless your heart.
FL judge nixes $15B NYT suit. The math was... enthusiastic.
Trump's $15B suit on NYT & Penguin: Judge hit the snooze button.
Democracy now fits in your pocket. Please don't drop it.
Jokes are now acts of war. Leaders fear rubber puppets.
Global meltdown pending one cartoon. Experts baffled.
Whitmer's Dearborn silence: A masterclass in doing nothing.
Noem reveals Mayorkas's true talent: border symphonies.
Former President sues facts for emotional distress.
Trump sues NYT. Their heinous crime? Quoting him accurately.
Gaza hit 80% on the UN's genocide scorecard. Close call!
Feds rename 'disability' to 'ability.' Problems? What problems?
Dominion: Still suing people who think 2+2=potato.
Shocking: Job found terminable! Lawyer sues over basic concept.
BREAKING: "Politics" persists. Global efforts deemed 'futile'.
Tariffs praised for their comforting, total impossibility.
Underrepresented Afrikaner "refugees" diversify Dulles.
Expert: SS saved if poor just... aren't poor. Crisis overblown.