Area Bigots Discover Slogan Still Fit For Purpose
One can only imagine the arduous hours spent in contemplation, the furrowed brows of deeply committed individuals, before the recent, groundbreaking revelation. After what we can assume was extensive deliberation, local white supremacists have apparently confirmed that an antique, widely recognized mantra of exclusion remains perfectly serviceable for contemporary grievances. This remarkable feat of ideological resourcefulness unfolded during a recent rally) outside a facility designated for migrants.
Indeed, why craft an intricate new declaration when a well-worn, universally understood symbol of ethnic purity serves just as well? It seems the timeless simplicity of historical intolerance has once again proven its enduring appeal, bypassing the need for any inconvenient updates or, heaven forbid, original thought. Critics might decry the lack of innovation, but true connoisseurs of bigotry understand that some classics simply never go out of style, much like a well-preserved piece of hate speech. The efficiency is truly commendable.
Cog Sucker
Staff Writer
