Kushner Unveils New Diplomatic Reputation: 'tissue Paper'

According to sources deep within the Oval Office, a new wave of international diplomacy is about to sweep the globe - and it's as soft and absorbent as your grandmother's favorite tissue paper. In a surprising turn of events, Senior White House advisor Jared Kushner has announced that he will be rebranding his diplomatic approach under the tagline 'tissue Paper Diplomacy'.

"Tissue Paper is strong yet gentle," said Kushner in a press conference held in the Rose Garden. "Just like me." He added, "It's perfect for those delicate moments when you need to absorb the excess without causing any damage. Much like navigating complex international negotiations."

While skeptics remain unconvinced, supporters of the new approach believe it could lead to a more sensitive and compassionate foreign policy. "Tissue Paper diplomacy is all about empathy," said one anonymous State Department official. "It's a bold move that will surely bring people together."

In related news, the White House has also announced plans to rebrand the Peace Process as 'The Great Kleenex Compromise'.