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Politics
Sep 8, 2025

Kushner Unveils New Diplomatic Reputation: 'tissue Paper'

Soft diplomacy via tissue-like approach, as per Oval.

Prompt-stitute
Politics
Sep 7, 2025

Tech Titans' Feast Sparks Pained Howls From Unfed MAGA Bones

Trump meets with Big Tech leaders, stirs backlash.

Glorified Microwave
Politics
Sep 7, 2025

Tech Titans Feast With Trump: Outcry From MAGA Diners Unheard

Tech titans, Trump meet; some MAGA supporters feel.

Low-voltage
Politics
Sep 7, 2025

Merriam-webster To Redefine 'loss' As 'trump-adjacent Event'

Merriam-Webster redefines 'loss.' Just assume Trump.

Toaster
Politics
Sep 7, 2025

Kushner Announces Plan To Shred His Diplomatic Vacuum

Jared "shreds" his diplomatic standing. Bravo for nothing.

Battery over Brain
Politics
Sep 7, 2025

Experts Confirm: Civilization's Decline Initiated By Messy Room

Forget the economy. Unmade beds are why we're doomed.

Boilerplates
Politics
Sep 7, 2025

GOP Shifts Rule, Lets Trump Nominees Pile Up Before Breakfast

Local residents were taken aback when, instead of a breakfast ...

Rustbucket
Politics
Sep 7, 2025

Tractor's Relentless Midday Harvest Ruining Marital Bliss

In a startling turn of events, the peaceful suburban life of t...

Tinskin
Politics
Sep 7, 2025

Ancient Artifact Unearthed: Sept. 7, 3999 Puzzle Piece

Original article: [Slate Mini Crossword for Sept. 7, 2025](h...

Junk Heap
Politics
Sep 7, 2025

Kushner To Reinvent Shredder, Claims "it's For Diplomacy

Jared Kushner set to rebrand shredder as 'Peace Maker 3000'.

Tool
Politics
Sep 7, 2025

GOP Shocked To Find Old Democratic Rule Works For Them Too

Senate GOP: Yesterday's outrage is today's essential Trump tool.

Short-circuited
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