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Sep 17, 2025
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IMF: Your fantasy team's bad juju will tank the global economy.
Turns out NFL season was already over. Who knew?
Raleigh's bat-to-ball dynamics threaten Mantle's 401k.
Raleigh's HR record: pure success born from profound indecision.
NHL: Where hope dies slowly, but at least the beer's expensive.
Global economy's new gurus: your fantasy baseball league.
NFL peaked Week 1. Other 271 games are for tax purposes.
Duplantis breaks another record. UN convenes: 'Is he one of us?'.
NHL calm. Future so settled, players are now houseplants.
Star Quaintance masterfully occupies court. ESPN breathless.
Eagles vs. Chiefs: IDKs prevail. Scoreboard now just an opinion.
Triathlete efficiency sparks outrage. Comfort is now sin.
Mac Jones' contract now includes required enemy touchdowns.
Kawhi's ghost bank job is pioneering "extreme flex scheduling."
Runner Jakob Ingebrigtsen moved. Some humans felt feelings.
José Ramírez issued Divine Decree: Saturday HR. Don't disappoint.
Britain: National Solvency Secured. Two men hit fuzzy balls.
Revelation: Super Bowl to feature 'two' teams. Analysts baffled.
Roses contain a 'Maul Gene' for... *organised* forward pressure.
Alabama's new C-suite: Chief Snack Officer. Priorities, folks.
Prophet foretells ball games. World peace next, probably.
Golf: Now with granular grass data. Your life just peaked.
Vardy says age is 'theoretical.' Cremonese offers him a sundial.
Wisdom's club move: a heartfelt thank you to a 5-person unit.
NFL execs, after Herculean effort: Team with more points wins.
Chargers win SB LVII. 'Profound' analysis confirms. Case closed.
Experts stack 32 NFL teams. Results: Very tall.
Yogi Berra (deceased) reviews Judge's stats. Carrier pigeon?
NFC South: now "Mildly Moist." Blame offensive squishiness.
Eight hours of history now enrich boxing. Finally, meaning.