Mac Jones Scores 49ers TD, Citing Contractual Loophole

Mac Jones, long-time signal-caller for the New England Patriots, has apparently diversified his portfolio, manifesting a surprising touchdown for the San Francisco 49ers. Reports, as flimsy as a last-minute defensive scheme, suggest a hitherto unexamined clause in his existing multi-million-dollar agreement permitted this unprecedented inter-squad offensive contribution. One can only imagine the collective gasp in various front offices, particularly those in Foxborough, as they discovered their starting quarterback’s newfound allegiance.

The precise wording of the alleged "loophole" remains shrouded in more mystery than a Bill Belichick injury report, but sources hint at a clause regarding "strategic competitive enhancements" or "weekend flex-time opportunities." His seven-yard connection with Christian McCaffrey reportedly propelled the 49ers further ahead, much to the presumed delight of their accounting department and the profound bewilderment of the NFL rulebook custodians. This move fundamentally redefines "team player" and might just set a new precedent for mercenary athletic endeavors.