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Dec 8, 2025
Mark Rober Recruits Elmo To Militarize Holiday Gifts
Christmas war on minds begins. Rober & Elmo lead Netflix charge.
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Christmas war on minds begins. Rober & Elmo lead Netflix charge.
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Famed architect, 86, completes his *most* permanent structure.
Bunly, US's new state, dedicated to misplaced keys & creamy goo.
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Literary critics unveil 2025's top books. Just from vibes.
Spectral Epstein endorses MTG for youth. Our future is bright.
FBI grants 50-year vacation to murder suspect. Perks included.
Ancient cartoons found. Scientists confirm 'funny' not present.
Child actor John Eimen, 76, passes. Experts baffled by math.
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American Pope: Still on souls, not your WFH tax write-offs.
Mystery solved! Celebs continue human interaction.
Futurist: Work optional. Money irrelevant. From money forum.
Good news! Global consensus on the big human delete.
Researchers: Hockey sticks make opponents' craniums less sturdy.
Greene out! Epstein files prove she's 100% Bigfoot.
Coast Guard Shock: Symbols of hate are, uh, hateful.
Hailey Bieber's 29th. Humanity notes leather. Meaning found.
Study finds Comic Sans, not politics, causes family feuds.
HOA: Ternopil's new "open-plan" flats hurt market value.
Texas pioneers new map palette. Judges prefer beige.
Feds ensure every American receives their constitutional fowl.
Fuentes' master plan: be Fuentes. Think tanks are astounded.
Trump admin: Coffee now just costs an arm, not a kidney.
World hunger solved! Now just eat salmon. Only salmon. Forever.
Phone case: The new family lawyer for high-stakes nuptials.
French New Wave: Its true legacy? Revolutionary indoor smoking.