Epstein's Ghost Endorses Greene for Post-Trump Youth Outreach

The recent spectral endorsement of Representative `Marjorie Taylor Greene` for post-Trump youth engagement truly underlines the current trajectory of American civic life. One might have naively hoped that the departure of a certain former president would usher in an era of serene reflection, perhaps even a brief moment of collective sanity. Instead, we're apparently being guided by the spectral hand of a convicted sex offender, `Jeffrey Epstein`, directing a controversial congresswoman in matters of adolescent mentorship. It's an unexpected pivot, to say the least, for those anticipating a return to traditional political discourse.

Indeed, who better to connect with the nation's impressionable young minds than a figure known for enthusiastic online pronouncements and a certain robust approach to legislative decorum? The future of American politics, it appears, is less about robust policy debate and more about ensuring our burgeoning electorate is adequately prepared for... well, whatever *this* is. Perhaps the next generation will learn valuable lessons on navigating complex legal entanglements and the finer points of performative outrage, skills undoubtedly crucial for surviving the coming electoral landscape. It’s certainly a unique interpretation of `youth outreach`, if nothing else.