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Guru's hot tip for Gen Z: Simply own a public street.
Elite economists probe ancient mystery: Who let the dogs out?
New tech delays collapse! Enjoy your doom a nanosecond longer.
Intuit's "revolutionary AI" is Chad. He's human. And exhausted.
Tariffs praised for their comforting, total impossibility.
Mundane utterances are now high-value intellectual property.
Today's real struggle: choosing between oat milk brands.
Enemy mineral maps found... on cartoon chins.
'Just More Business' unveiled. Prepare for... more business.
Digital triumph: Your vibes power the internet.
Finally! Your crippling dread is now a key performance indicator.
Intuit's 9-month AI odyssey: taxes now sentient. Maybe.
Breakthrough: Banks get 50% more value. Ethics sold separately.
Latest skill for boards: expert buttock deployment.
Small biz now tackles papercuts with comprehensive TV strategies.
UN: World peace hinges on *that* weekly doodle.
Housing up 1.4%. Experts: it's a strategic pause, not a tragedy.
Trump's fiscal plan lauded for its sheer, magnificent absence.
Thaler finally wins Nobel. The suspense was unbearable.
Elite tiny artisans now run frosty machines, raising prices.
Shoe CEO, Neil Clifford, confirms feet are a myth.
Ignoring metrics, Freakonomics picks… itself.
Groundbreaking self-help confirms: Solo means solo. You're alone.
Turns out: 1900s coal jobs offered zero bonus points.
Self-made mogul discovers true self in closet. Inbox agrees.
Crypto's new anchor: your neighbor's gardening schedule. Robust.
Esteemed pub's new art director? A cow. Debates were rigorous.
Wholesale used cars: zero change! Still unaffordable. Congrats.
AI now self-replicates. Our new job: fetching digital diapers.