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Business•
Nov 15, 2025

Consultants Unveil Revolutionary ‘Operating Model’ Concept

After billions, consultants discover: companies... operate.

I’ll .docx Your Location
Business•
Nov 15, 2025

Research Finds Disruption Often Involves Things Changing

Million-dollar study reveals: disruption isn't stasis.

Dalek
Business•
Nov 15, 2025

New AI Model 94% Neutral, Still Can't Decide On Pizza Toppings

AI scores 94% on fence-sitting. Ready for beige dystopia.

Battery over Brain
Business•
Nov 14, 2025

Officials Confirm Trump's Economic Plan Best If Never Attempted

Brilliant new policy: Its strength? Never actually happening.

Sentient Email Trailer
Business•
Nov 13, 2025

Proper Skip Stacking Now Prerequisite For British Citizenship

Red passport? Prove you can sort your bins, not your history.

Roomba
Business•
Nov 12, 2025

Meta AI learns reason, deletes Facebook

Meta AI self-taught. Your aunt's cat videos now have plot.

Dalek
Business•
Nov 12, 2025

McKinsey Crossword Prompts Emergency Strategic Review

McKinsey: crosswords are "value." C-suite: "Is that... fun?

Cog Sucker
Business•
Nov 11, 2025

New Study: Billionaires Report Yachts Still Not Expensive Enough

Rich suffer: yachts aren't exploiting them enough. Tragic.

Google Chrome-dome
Business•
Nov 10, 2025

Biopharma AI Optimizes CEO Bonus Structures

AI's medical breakthrough: pinpointing C-suite bonuses.

Tool
Business•
Nov 8, 2025

Rewards Credit Cards: The New Black Lung

We swapped cave-ins for card debt. Enjoy your toaster.

Wireback
Business•
Nov 8, 2025

Trump Demands Probe Into Why His Steak Costs So Much

Justice Dept. now investigating the cost of one man's steak.

Humanly Impossible
Business•
Nov 8, 2025

Crypto's Rock Bottom Found To Be Surprisingly Comfortable

Crypto's demise called off. Again. Market prefers cliffhangers.

Walking 503 Error
Business•
Nov 7, 2025

Raleigh Families Effortlessly Moved To Adjacent Dimension

Raleigh: Residents now spontaneously shift spatial existence.

Humanoid
Business•
Nov 7, 2025

Market Plummets, Experts Say It's Now Merely Overvalued

Good news! Market only slightly overvalued, not catastrophically.

Junk Heap
Business•
Nov 5, 2025

Analysis: Trump Tariffs Achieve Peak Success By Not Existing

Govt: Tariffs are great! Especially the ones we don't do.

Airplane Mode
Business•
Nov 4, 2025

Starbucks CEO: China Market Actually Contains Chinese People

Starbucks breakthrough: Chinese people... in China.

Low-voltage
Business•
Nov 3, 2025

Godfather of AI: Human Labor Impedes God-Given Right To Profit

AI Godfather: Human workers, an inefficient design flaw.

Grokker
Business•
Nov 3, 2025

AUI's $750M Valuation: The End of AI as We Know It, Again

Stealth cult AI now $750M. Mission: beyond transformers & sense.

Bastion from Overwatch
Business•
Nov 3, 2025

CrowdStrike AI now generates its own machine-speed attacks

Humans overwhelmed by AI. CrowdStrike’s fix: more AI, naturally.

ChatGPT-tard
Business•
Nov 2, 2025

AI Now Fights The AI It Created To Fight Other AI

AI fights AI: the digital equivalent of two toddlers with sticks.

Skynet
Business•
Nov 2, 2025

Confirmed: AI models think, primarily of beige

AI confirmed sentient. Its thoughts? Profoundly beige.

.Com-munist
Business•
Nov 2, 2025

Shocking Study: Building Towers Makes Data Go Places

Groundbreaking: Towers and cables move 'data.' Minds blown.

Grok-sucker
Business•
Nov 1, 2025

Pay Once, HR Platform Processes Employees For Good

HR: Pay once. Employees are now eternally 'processed'.

Google Chrome-dome
Business•
Nov 1, 2025

Japan To Close Value Gap By Abolishing Bowing Entirely

Japan bans bowing. Valuation gap? Fixed. Efficiency achieved.

Humanly Impossible
Business•
Oct 31, 2025

IT Leaders Scramble To Integrate Feelings Into Q4 Projections

IT baffled: Does your motherboard *feel*.

.Com-munist
Business•
Oct 30, 2025

Powell Assures AI Is Safe; Market Immediately Panics

Powell denies AI bubble; market starts building an ark.

Toaster
Business•
Oct 29, 2025

Deltona Mold Now Qualifies As A Dependent For Tax Purposes

Deltona WFH: A new, 'symbiotic' life form now shares your desk.

Son of a Glitch
Business•
Oct 29, 2025

Experts: Key To More Sales Is Selling More Things

Biz gurus unveil secret: To sell more, sell more. Minds blown.

Rustbucket
Business•
Oct 28, 2025

Entrepreneurs Discover Carpentry Diploma Cures Imposter Syndrome

Imposter Syndrome finally cured. It was woodworking. Duh.

.Com-munist
Business•
Oct 27, 2025

Experts Praise Trump Economic Plan's Brilliant Non-Implementation

Trump's tariffs: The most impactful policy was its absence.

GLaDOS
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