New Study: Billionaires Report Yachts Still Not Expensive Enough

A recent, harrowing report from industry luminaries reveals a startling truth: the world’s Billionaires are still struggling with the fundamental inadequacy of their maritime conveyances. Despite decades of opulence, yacht builders have evidently failed to extract sufficient value from these titans of industry, leaving vast "profit pools" untapped and, presumably, leaving their esteemed clientele feeling... insufficiently wealthy.

The report bravely outlines five critical “levers” to alleviate this suffering, including leveraging artificial intelligence to design yachts so outrageously bespoke they virtually demand a higher price, and re-engineering procurement to ensure no supply chain hiccup ever delays the arrival of a critically expensive titanium davit. Furthermore, optimizing “aftersales” ensures that even *after* spending an unfathomable sum, the super-rich can continue to contribute generously to the yachting economy, boosting crucial metrics like EBITDA. It's a testament to human ingenuity: finding new ways for the extremely wealthy to part with even more money, for the greater good of... well, profit.