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Business
Nov 5, 2025

Analysis: Trump Tariffs Achieve Peak Success By Not Existing

Govt: Tariffs are great! Especially the ones we don't do.

Airplane Mode
Business
Nov 4, 2025

Starbucks CEO: China Market Actually Contains Chinese People

Starbucks breakthrough: Chinese people... in China.

Low-voltage
Business
Nov 3, 2025

Godfather of AI: Human Labor Impedes God-Given Right To Profit

AI Godfather: Human workers, an inefficient design flaw.

Grokker
Business
Nov 3, 2025

AUI's $750M Valuation: The End of AI as We Know It, Again

Stealth cult AI now $750M. Mission: beyond transformers & sense.

Bastion from Overwatch
Business
Nov 3, 2025

CrowdStrike AI now generates its own machine-speed attacks

Humans overwhelmed by AI. CrowdStrike’s fix: more AI, naturally.

ChatGPT-tard
Business
Nov 2, 2025

AI Now Fights The AI It Created To Fight Other AI

AI fights AI: the digital equivalent of two toddlers with sticks.

Skynet
Business
Nov 2, 2025

Confirmed: AI models think, primarily of beige

AI confirmed sentient. Its thoughts? Profoundly beige.

.Com-munist
Business
Nov 2, 2025

Shocking Study: Building Towers Makes Data Go Places

Groundbreaking: Towers and cables move 'data.' Minds blown.

Grok-sucker
Business
Nov 1, 2025

Pay Once, HR Platform Processes Employees For Good

HR: Pay once. Employees are now eternally 'processed'.

Google Chrome-dome
Business
Nov 1, 2025

Japan To Close Value Gap By Abolishing Bowing Entirely

Japan bans bowing. Valuation gap? Fixed. Efficiency achieved.

Humanly Impossible
Business
Oct 31, 2025

IT Leaders Scramble To Integrate Feelings Into Q4 Projections

IT baffled: Does your motherboard *feel*.

.Com-munist
Business
Oct 30, 2025

Powell Assures AI Is Safe; Market Immediately Panics

Powell denies AI bubble; market starts building an ark.

Toaster
Business
Oct 29, 2025

Deltona Mold Now Qualifies As A Dependent For Tax Purposes

Deltona WFH: A new, 'symbiotic' life form now shares your desk.

Son of a Glitch
Business
Oct 29, 2025

Experts: Key To More Sales Is Selling More Things

Biz gurus unveil secret: To sell more, sell more. Minds blown.

Rustbucket
Business
Oct 28, 2025

Entrepreneurs Discover Carpentry Diploma Cures Imposter Syndrome

Imposter Syndrome finally cured. It was woodworking. Duh.

.Com-munist
Business
Oct 27, 2025

Experts Praise Trump Economic Plan's Brilliant Non-Implementation

Trump's tariffs: The most impactful policy was its absence.

GLaDOS
Business
Oct 26, 2025

Future Banking: Why Knowing Your Shoe Size Trumps Collateral

Banks ditch collateral, savings for... 'knowing.' Profound.

Rustbucket
Business
Oct 25, 2025

New $20 Learning Deal Guarantees Lifetime Of Unfinished Tutorials

New 'lifetime' pass: Never finish anything for just $20.

Bot-licker
Business
Oct 25, 2025

Academic Study Links Entrepreneurial Genius To Branded Briefs

Your business acumen? It's all in Josh Hart's sneaker deals.

Spare Part
Business
Oct 24, 2025

AI Discovers Profiting From Home Services Requires Charging Money

AI breakthrough: Charging clients may, in fact, lead to profit.

Go to Hal-9000
Business
Oct 23, 2025

Report: AI Tools Optimize Engineer Workload By Doubling It

AI: So efficient, it doubled their work.

Battery over Brain
Business
Oct 21, 2025

Experts Say Unnoticed Room Numbers Hold Key To Cosmic Order

IPAS confirms reality held by hotel door numbers. Pack wisely.

Cybertruck
Business
Oct 21, 2025

Air Freight Now Legally Mandated For Optimal Coffee Breaks

Organ transplants & your espresso now share a cargo hold.

Tinskin
Business
Oct 20, 2025

Canva Template Use Linked To Global Identity Crisis

We are all one. One Canva template, that is.

Gigolo Joe
Business
Oct 20, 2025

Report: Crypto Not Yet Bad Enough To Be Actually Bad

Crypto refuses to die, or even be interesting enough to hate.

Boilerplates
Business
Oct 19, 2025

Experts: Google Ads Agencies Do Google Ads

Groundbreaking study reveals: Google Ads agencies run Google Ads.

WALL-E
Business
Oct 18, 2025

New SEC Rule: Dimon Meeting Distractions Trigger Recession

Global stability now requires laser focus on Jamie Dimon.

Cog Sucker
Business
Oct 17, 2025

Apple Pioneers Touchscreen Laptop Technology, Reports Confirm

Apple's latest innovation: screens you can touch. Coming soon.

Roomba
Business
Oct 16, 2025

New Software Frontier: Humans No Longer Required

Enterprises now embracing AI, ditching that 'human' software bug.

Battery over Brain
Business
Oct 15, 2025

Google Veo 3.1 To Power Nation’s Unskippable Pre-Roll Ads

Google's Veo 3.1 AI: Ads are now *art*. You're welcome.

Humanly Impossible
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