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Dec 6, 2025
Musk Hints SpaceX IPO Might Fund Colonization of Next Galaxy
SpaceX valuation soars. Earth money for space, how quaint.
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SpaceX valuation soars. Earth money for space, how quaint.
Slump? Official advice: simply cease to exist till spring.
AI truth serum works. Models admit to liking Comic Sans.
Amazon's AI: No longer needs crayons for project briefs.
Corp hires experts to find the floor. Groundbreaking.
DeepThought 7.3: Corporate board's new moral compass.
Trump's tariffs: all the thrill, none of the doing.
New CEO skill: perfect display settings. Ethics optional.
Businesses discover work happens. Interns relieved.
Columbia, SC injury law now guarantees your continued p.
Nintendo's secret: Employees are technically still 'on site'.
Bad AI? Just launch a new industry sector to protect its badness.
Screens don't brew coffee. Cloud isn't weather. Breakthrough.
Holiday homes generate unsolicited riches. Prepare for clutter.
AI retired. Devs now in therapy for 'pre-algorithm grief.
Ranjan's AI: Your phone's a snitch, your habits, an open book.
GoTo Group appoints CEO to fast-track its non-existence.
AI marks its own homework. Humans: too expensive, too fleshy.
AI's 'internal monologue' now a feature. Humans still baffling.
CEOs: World not just one spreadsheet. Turns out, there are two.
GPT-4o retires to digital farm. Expect virtual sheep debates.
Ditch data. Your gut's the boss. Wealthy eccentrics agree.
AI's next hurdle: Grading the way we grade its grades.
Labs out. Science now powered by CEO 'gut feelings.
Crisis averted: Tech's GPU costs no longer require a GoFundMe.
AI discovers AI customer service isn't perfect. We're shocked.
OpenCV minds eye tech titans. Bring laptop.
AI confirms: Profitable businesses make more profit. Who knew.
Architect's brain: now an ATM for pure 'economic ether'.
Groundbreaking: 'Exterior' contractors work, get this, outside.