CEOs discover world is not a single, giant spreadsheet

The C-suite, bless their pioneering hearts, has reportedly made a rather astonishing discovery: the global economy, it seems, isn't quite the seamless, borderless spreadsheet they’d always envisioned. Sources indicate a sudden, collective epiphany regarding the existence of "two worlds," a paradigm shift from the presumed singularity of profit margins. This newfound awareness, apparently prompted by what some are calling geopolitical upheaval, promises a fascinating period of adaptation for those accustomed to frictionless exploitation of distant markets and unwavering reliance on delicate global supply chains.

Apparently, developing "strong external relationships" and cultivating "resilient operations" are now considered vital. One might wonder what precisely constituted their previous operational philosophy – perhaps "fragile, insular, and hoping for the best"? But fear not, the ultimate goal remains pure: "capturing opportunities" and "mitigating risks," which, translated from corporate-speak, means finding new ways to generate revenue despite the unsettling reality that not everyone adheres to GAAP principles. The sheer audacity of the planet to present complexities beyond a discounted cash flow model continues to astound the executives currently attending the World Economic Forum.