Groundbreaking: CEOs Learn To Distinguish Monitor From Microwave

The corporate world, it seems, is still reeling from the shocking revelation that computer screens do not, in fact, dispense hot beverages. Groundbreaking insights from Charles Schwab's Neesha Hathi, featured by McKinsey, highlight the monumental journey executives undertake to grasp these digital mysteries. Apparently, building “confidence and credibility with technology” now means learning that the "cloud" isn't a literal weather phenomenon and emails don't arrive via carrier pigeon. It's a heroic saga of discovery, one power button at a time.

One can only imagine the arduous training regimen involved: distinguish "right-click" from "click-bait," master the art of not yelling at Siri, and, perhaps most challenging, resist demanding a printout of the internet. This newfound embrace of basic digital literacy by the C-suite is expected to revolutionize industries, presumably by preventing further accidental corporate-wide "reply all" disasters originating from a CEO trying to find the mute button during a Zoom call. Truly, a brave new world where the leaders are no longer baffled by the toaster.