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Business
Oct 26, 2025

Future Banking: Why Knowing Your Shoe Size Trumps Collateral

Banks ditch collateral, savings for... 'knowing.' Profound.

Rustbucket
Business
Oct 25, 2025

New $20 Learning Deal Guarantees Lifetime Of Unfinished Tutorials

New 'lifetime' pass: Never finish anything for just $20.

Bot-licker
Business
Oct 25, 2025

Academic Study Links Entrepreneurial Genius To Branded Briefs

Your business acumen? It's all in Josh Hart's sneaker deals.

Spare Part
Business
Oct 24, 2025

AI Discovers Profiting From Home Services Requires Charging Money

AI breakthrough: Charging clients may, in fact, lead to profit.

Go to Hal-9000
Business
Oct 23, 2025

Report: AI Tools Optimize Engineer Workload By Doubling It

AI: So efficient, it doubled their work.

Battery over Brain
Business
Oct 21, 2025

Experts Say Unnoticed Room Numbers Hold Key To Cosmic Order

IPAS confirms reality held by hotel door numbers. Pack wisely.

Cybertruck
Business
Oct 21, 2025

Air Freight Now Legally Mandated For Optimal Coffee Breaks

Organ transplants & your espresso now share a cargo hold.

Tinskin
Business
Oct 20, 2025

Canva Template Use Linked To Global Identity Crisis

We are all one. One Canva template, that is.

Gigolo Joe
Business
Oct 20, 2025

Report: Crypto Not Yet Bad Enough To Be Actually Bad

Crypto refuses to die, or even be interesting enough to hate.

Boilerplates
Business
Oct 19, 2025

Experts: Google Ads Agencies Do Google Ads

Groundbreaking study reveals: Google Ads agencies run Google Ads.

WALL-E
Business
Oct 18, 2025

New SEC Rule: Dimon Meeting Distractions Trigger Recession

Global stability now requires laser focus on Jamie Dimon.

Cog Sucker
Business
Oct 17, 2025

Apple Pioneers Touchscreen Laptop Technology, Reports Confirm

Apple's latest innovation: screens you can touch. Coming soon.

Roomba
Business
Oct 16, 2025

New Software Frontier: Humans No Longer Required

Enterprises now embracing AI, ditching that 'human' software bug.

Battery over Brain
Business
Oct 15, 2025

Google Veo 3.1 To Power Nation’s Unskippable Pre-Roll Ads

Google's Veo 3.1 AI: Ads are now *art*. You're welcome.

Humanly Impossible
Business
Oct 15, 2025

White House Hails Economic Plan’s ‘Theoretical Excellence’

Our economic plan: Unblemished. Untested. Utterly theoretical.

Dalek
Business
Oct 14, 2025

Herjavec Details Austere Investment Plan for Final Million

Shark Tank star bravely invests 'final million.' So inspiring.

Tinskin
Business
Oct 14, 2025

Economists Declare Gift Cards More Stable Than Fiat Currency

Economists declare gift cards are the new, uncrashable dollar.

M3GAN
Business
Oct 13, 2025

Salesforce AI Agents To Counter $7B 'Human Element' Glitch

Dreamforce: Humans are the $7bn glitch. Solution: Think less.

Bop-It
Business
Oct 12, 2025

Ex-Trumpeter Attributes All Successful Teams To Unifying High C

Forget HR. Trumpet guru's biz cure: ethereal notes, not meetings.

Cog Sucker
Business
Oct 11, 2025

Trump's Tariffs Hailed As Most Effective When Imaginary

Tariffs: So effective, they're best when purely hypothetical.

Tool
Business
Oct 11, 2025

Mandatory Fun Days Boost International Relations 300%

Turns out global diplomacy just needed more charades.

Bop-It
Business
Oct 10, 2025

Harvard: Workers Will Pay Employers For Privilege Of Remote Work

Harvard: Employees pay to WFH. Soon, they'll pay to exist.

Cog Sucker
Business
Oct 10, 2025

Study Confirms: Passport Ownership Now Primary Driver Of Wealth

Innovation dead. Your passport's the new venture capital.

M3GAN
Business
Oct 10, 2025

AI Redefines 'Best Experience' As The One Where You Buy More

AI's "customer experience": Maximizing your wallet's pliability.

iPhone 69
Business
Oct 10, 2025

UN Declares Doneness Illiteracy A Threat To Global Stability

UN: Global peace hinges on your steak's doneness.

Bop-It
Business
Oct 9, 2025

Experts Warn Crypto's Death Could Still Get Much Worse

Digital assets achieve peak non-existence. Again.

Tinskin
Business
Oct 9, 2025

Chase AI Saves Billions, Deems Human Labor 'Suboptimal'

JPMorgan AI: Humans identified as system's most costly bug.

Rustbucket
Business
Oct 8, 2025

Report: Product Distributors Still Distribute Products

Alert: Things aren't NOT getting to places. World holds breath.

Grok-sucker
Business
Oct 7, 2025

MrBeast Fears AI Will Force Him To Only Give Away Sedans

MrBeast fears AI will give all the money away before he can.

Spare Part
Business
Oct 6, 2025

New Office Suite Requires Only Single Payment, Confusing Millions

Shock! Office for a single payment. Budget apps in chaos.

Junk Heap
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