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Sep 28, 2025
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Travel for 'crisp air,' boost airline profits. Genius strategy.
Admin's genius new economic strategy: Don't worry, we won't.
AI dating bot developed ennui. Prefers spreadsheets now.
Crypto's near-collapse is now an MVP. Congrats on the stability.
Crypto's "death" is its most vibrant, and longest-running, gag.
Local News: 600 articles, 0 humans. Truly revolutionary.
Thaler wins big: People behave like, well, people. Shocking.
Crypto's latest innovation: scheduling its quarterly implosions.
Cyber defense now sells time: You'll still lose, just later.
Crypto's "worst" day? Experts confirm it's just another Tuesday.
Politely consent to algorithms. Your soul is now optional.
Coal miners: Zero text neck. An ergonomic success for the ages.
Cyber defense: Now 40% dedicated to AI-powered budget disposal.
Groundbreaking: Businesses fail from lack of ERP fern tenders.
"Top Franchise Supplier 2025": Kevin. Still in mom's garage.
The struggle for 2% cash back is our generation's greatest war.
BREAKING: Today's money *might* impact tomorrow's money.
Experts convene to slowly blink at AI's millisecond speed.
AI's epic discovery: To learn, you simply... learn. Brilliant.
Whiskered titans demand more tax breaks for island catnip plants.
BlackRock's new guru will optimize your 'golden years'.
BlackRock secures the rights to your final years.
Leisure outlawed. Your couch now a productive asset.
Corporations discover they can DO STUFF. Mind blown.
Experts confirm: Demanding less is the new demand.
Intuit's "revolutionary AI" is Chad. He's human. And exhausted.
Mundane utterances are now high-value intellectual property.
'Just More Business' unveiled. Prepare for... more business.