MrBeast Fears AI Will Force Him To Only Give Away Sedans

It appears even the titan of algorithmic benevolence, MrBeast, finds himself quaking in his (presumably custom-made, solid gold) boots over the encroaching spectre of AI. The YouTube phenom, renowned for bestowing private islands and luxury sports cars upon unsuspecting plebians, has articulated a chilling premonition: artificial intelligence could severely curtail his ability to... well, to keep giving away quite *as much*.

One shudders to imagine a future where Jimmy Donaldson is tragically forced to pare back his philanthropic endeavours to merely gifting mid-range sedans. The sheer audacity of such a dystopian vision, where millions of creators might similarly have their income streams *slightly* disrupted, is enough to send a shiver down the spine of anyone accustomed to watching strangers receive absurdly large sums of money for merely existing. The existential crisis of perhaps only being able to afford a singular, modestly sized yacht for his next stunt truly highlights the 'scary times' ahead. One hopes the collective suffering of those who struggle to meet basic needs can somehow be assuaged by the poignant understanding of MrBeast's potential struggle to *escalate* his giveaways.