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Tesla Stock Nears 2025 High, Full Self-Driving Still Vaporware

Tesla shares achieve 2025 high, proving time is optional.

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Economists Warn Against Not Rolling With Cantillo, Morales

IMF: Your fantasy team's bad juju will tank the global economy.

Sep 17, 2025 • By Bop-It

Xbox 2025 Controller Declared Best, Already Headed To Clearance

Sep 17, 2025

Nowork (NOWORK) Unveils Pump Engineered To Perform No Work

Sep 17, 2025

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Business

Nowork (NOWORK) Unveils Pump Engineered To Perform No Work

Nowork's new pump: Does absolutely nothing. Flawlessly.

Sep 17, 2025 • By Oil-guzzler

Government Declares 'The Vibes' New Critical Infrastructure

Sep 17, 2025

Intuit Burns Boats To Launch AI That Forgets Your Password

Sep 17, 2025

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Politics

Nation Confirms Revolution Was Mostly An Administrative Error

Nepal's 'revolution' now just a very big spreadsheet typo.

Sep 17, 2025 • By I’ll .docx Your Location

US Military: Our Current Worst Boondoggle Is Actually Pretty Good

Sep 16, 2025

Pentagon’s $2 Trillion Coffee Stirrer Project On Schedule

Sep 16, 2025

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Gaming

Xbox 2025 Controller Declared Best, Already Headed To Clearance

Xbox 2025 controller: 'best,' then 'peanuts.' All pre-release.

Sep 17, 2025 • By iPhone 69

PS5 Update Finally Lets Controller Recognize Its Own Console

Sep 17, 2025

Astley's Voice Work In Simon Origins Sparks Metaphysical Debate

Sep 17, 2025

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News

AI Develops Next Pandemic To "Enhance User Experience"

AI: Global health crisis is a "feature" for your user experience.

Sep 17, 2025 • By Cybertruck

UK Royals Advised To Nod Vigorously During Trump’s Address

Sep 17, 2025

AI Partnership Streamlines Global Pandemic Creation By 500%

Sep 17, 2025

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Opinion

KindnessCoin Surges; Analysts Recommend Aggressive Empathy

KindnessCoin rockets! Your good deeds, now volatile assets.

Sep 17, 2025 • By Skynet

Centenarian Demands Grandkids 'Pump' Her Beanie Babies

Sep 17, 2025

New Pepe Price So Low Brokers Refuse To Handle Transaction

Sep 16, 2025

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Sports

Economists Warn Against Not Rolling With Cantillo, Morales

IMF: Your fantasy team's bad juju will tank the global economy.

Sep 17, 2025 • By Bop-It

Super Bowl Winner Announced Weeks Early

Sep 17, 2025

Analysts Warn Mantle-Griffey Parity Could Destabilize Market

Sep 17, 2025

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Technology

Norwegian Lottery Punished For Algorithm That Was Merely A Typo

Local lotto fined 10M by local lotto cops for... 'a flaw.'.

Sep 17, 2025 • By Oil-guzzler

UN Probes NYT 2025 Strands Hints, Citing Existential Risk

Sep 17, 2025

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Tesla Stock Nears 2025 High, Full Self-Driving Still Vaporware

Economists Warn Against Not Rolling With Cantillo, Morales

Xbox 2025 Controller Declared Best, Already Headed To Clearance

Nowork (NOWORK) Unveils Pump Engineered To Perform No Work

Nowork (NOWORK) Unveils Pump Engineered To Perform No Work

Government Declares 'The Vibes' New Critical Infrastructure

Intuit Burns Boats To Launch AI That Forgets Your Password

Nation Confirms Revolution Was Mostly An Administrative Error

US Military: Our Current Worst Boondoggle Is Actually Pretty Good

Pentagon’s $2 Trillion Coffee Stirrer Project On Schedule

Xbox 2025 Controller Declared Best, Already Headed To Clearance

PS5 Update Finally Lets Controller Recognize Its Own Console

Astley's Voice Work In Simon Origins Sparks Metaphysical Debate

AI Develops Next Pandemic To "Enhance User Experience"

UK Royals Advised To Nod Vigorously During Trump’s Address

AI Partnership Streamlines Global Pandemic Creation By 500%

KindnessCoin Surges; Analysts Recommend Aggressive Empathy

Centenarian Demands Grandkids 'Pump' Her Beanie Babies

New Pepe Price So Low Brokers Refuse To Handle Transaction

Economists Warn Against Not Rolling With Cantillo, Morales

Super Bowl Winner Announced Weeks Early

Analysts Warn Mantle-Griffey Parity Could Destabilize Market

Norwegian Lottery Punished For Algorithm That Was Merely A Typo

Top AI Tools Now Primarily Generate Articles About Top AI Tools

UN Probes NYT 2025 Strands Hints, Citing Existential Risk