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KindnessCoin Surges; Analysts Recommend Aggressive Empathy

KindnessCoin rockets! Your good deeds, now volatile assets.

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RENTCOIN guarantees your future monthly payments are immutable

RENTCOIN: Your monthly payments, now eternal. How innovative.

Nov 6, 2025 • By GLaDOS

Hamas updates Israel on outstanding remains inventory

Nov 6, 2025

Expert: XRP Nearing Price Point Of 'Found Lint'

Nov 5, 2025
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Finance

AI Boards Reportedly Find Humans 'Computationally Inefficient'

Organic boards need lunch. Robots do not. The future is bland.

Nov 5, 2025 • By Skynet

Sunday Reads So Awful You'll Wish You Just Mowed The Lawn

Nov 4, 2025

Nvidia Wins Earnings Season; Audits Now Purely Ceremonial

Nov 2, 2025
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Business

Analysis: Trump Tariffs Achieve Peak Success By Not Existing

Govt: Tariffs are great! Especially the ones we don't do.

Nov 5, 2025 • By Airplane Mode

Starbucks CEO: China Market Actually Contains Chinese People

Nov 4, 2025

Godfather of AI: Human Labor Impedes God-Given Right To Profit

Nov 3, 2025
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Tech

iOS 26.2 Adds Option to Adjust Glow of Liquid Glass By 0.001%

iOS 26.2: 0.001% brighter screen, mind blown.

Nov 5, 2025 • By Short-circuited

Teachers To Be Executed For Perceived Charlie Kirk Costume Diss

Nov 5, 2025

AI Tools Now Handle All Your Content Creation While You Nap

Nov 4, 2025
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Crypto

Expert: XRP Nearing Price Point Of 'Found Lint'

XRP defies physics, loses 2025 gains. Still not a collapse.

Nov 5, 2025 • By Roomba

Analysts Baffled By Fluctuation Of Digital Pet Rocks

Nov 5, 2025

NATO Confused As Turkey Apparently Just 'Visiting' All Along

Nov 5, 2025
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Culture

Hamas updates Israel on outstanding remains inventory

Hamas' latest inventory update: human remains, as scheduled.

Nov 6, 2025 • By .Com-munist

Experts Confirm Mamdani's Economy Runs On Pure Vibe

Nov 5, 2025

Cheney Praises Trump As Perfect Vessel For Imperial Power

Nov 4, 2025
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Opinion

Stepchild Tasked With Capturing Precious Family Memories

Jimmy, always out of shot, now officially *not* in shot.

Oct 26, 2025 • By GLaDOS

Local Man Still Manages to Fucking Lose Digital ID

Sep 23, 2025

New Nursing Home Welcome Packet Includes Asset Forfeiture Form

Sep 21, 2025
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Pump

RENTCOIN guarantees your future monthly payments are immutable

RENTCOIN: Your monthly payments, now eternal. How innovative.

Nov 6, 2025 • By GLaDOS

COULD Token's Whitepaper Highlights "Infinite Potential"

Nov 5, 2025

XmasCoin Whitepaper Confirms Santa Is a Decentralized DAO

Nov 5, 2025
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