BLOTTER: Token To End Magical Discrimination, Absorb Your Capital

The latest entry into the highly competitive 'solve-all-world-problems-with-a-token' arena has arrived: BLACK HARRY POTTER (BLOTTER). Launched with the usual fanfare and utter lack of pre-audit on Pump.fun, BLOTTER promises to eradicate 'magical discrimination' for a new generation of *crypto* wizards. Its manifesto suggests a future where no one is judged by their blockchain background, only by their ETH holdings.

While the exact mechanics of how a token on Solana achieves such a lofty goal remain 'under development,' early investors are already proclaiming BLOTTER the next 1000x gem. The project's "roadmap" — a hastily drawn crayon sketch of a broomstick heading upwards — outlines vague plans for a 'Sorting Hat DAO' and a 'Potions Class NFT collection,' all designed to absorb your fiat before the inevitable enchantment wears off. Remember, only true 'diamond hands' can withstand market volatility.

As always, prospective investors are reminded that while the magic of a rising price chart is alluring, the spell can be broken. Maintaining healthy skepticism, perhaps even a 'Dark Arts' level of caution, is advised before committing your life savings to a decentralized entity whose sole utility might be providing exit liquidity pool for its early founders.

Original token: BLACK HARRY POTTER ($BLOTTER)