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Dec 14, 2025
Humanity Reaches Peak Sedentary Fitness
New desk treadmill: Perfecting the art of sedentary movement.
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New desk treadmill: Perfecting the art of sedentary movement.
Markets embrace 'utter pandemonium.' Inflation: doing great.
PFCFIGHT: Experience volatility. No, really. We mean it.
Banker confirms AI utopia means less work. You're welcome.
Harada's corporate exit strategy: drop beats, not memos.
AI overlords master finance. Humans, practice weeping.
$MARIA: Less legs, more ledger.
Bezos's wife is Kardashian #6. Blame the oat milk.
Christmas war on minds begins. Rober & Elmo lead Netflix charge.
Pinocchio crypto: Honesty guaranteed by anonymous fibbers.
Kiyosaki: Prevent dry assets with shiny rocks & pixel coins.
Biden's Great Unnaming liberates us from names. What's his again.
World Cup drinks: 'Non-essential assets' now include kidneys.
New BLOTTER crypto fights magical bias; only ETH matters.
AI made promo. AI declared sovereignty. Game lasted one day.
Generic Corp launches 'the' AMM on Solana. DeFi saved.
Humans now just pick the best AI. Our new 'thought.
Solana's EUJAK offers bliss. Whitepaper: emojis. Hold, forget.
Lawmakers deem discount headphones an 'essential public service.
SpaceX valuation soars. Earth money for space, how quaint.
"Expert" reveals Bitcoin's secret: It can… decrease. Wow.
FireHorse token: Because virtual stables need more blockchain.
XRP: now in 'Fear Zone.' Your stomach is digesting itself.
90% is crap. The other 10%? Branded crap.
SoftBank vacuums up more tech. Found a bigger digital cupboard.
DEJAVU token: The *exact* future you've always wanted. Again.
Son's 3-day digital pilgrimage for TV. Parents just want 'Crown'.
DeFi's future: old finance, but with more steps. Shocking.
Bitcoin's 4-year cycle now fits in a single Tuesday. Progress.
Grok420's 'Proof-of-Chill' is here. Meditate your way to wealth.