MARIA Fund DAO Votes To Delay Prosthetic Delivery Again

The Maria Prosthetic Fund ($MARIA), a token seemingly dedicated to enabling mobility, continues its valiant fight against... well, actual prosthetic delivery. Launched with much fanfare on pump.fun, the community-driven initiative has pivoted from 'funding limbs' to 'optimizing value accrual,' a far more thrilling prospect for anyone not currently missing a leg.

The latest resolution from the DAO to defer prosthetic distribution again underscores a commitment to long-term vision over short-term gratification. Why rush functional limbs when there’s a chart to watch? Holders are encouraged to maintain their 'diamond hands,' a strategy proven to increase wealth for... someone, eventually. The real utility, of course, is the speculative fervor itself, ensuring that while beneficiaries wait, early investors can at least dream of a new Lambo.

This isn't just a token; it's a testament to the transformative power of decentralized finance, proving that even noble intentions can be financialized into oblivion.

Original token: Maria Prosthetic Fund ($MARIA)