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Sep 17, 2025
Noem Alleges Mayorkas Left Southern Border's Refrigerator Ajar
Noem reveals Mayorkas's true talent: border symphonies.
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Noem reveals Mayorkas's true talent: border symphonies.
PS5 update: Controller now masters its one, hard-won, tiny trick.
Former President sues facts for emotional distress.
Nepal's 'revolution' now just a very big spreadsheet typo.
Granny, 101, mints NFTs of relatives. Hopes for post-mortem ROI.
Heroic struggle for discount peanuts now a modern torment.
Raleigh's HR record: pure success born from profound indecision.
Trump sues NYT. Their heinous crime? Quoting him accurately.
Simon the Sorcerer Origins pre-order on Nintendo Switch.
AI attacks? We've deployed more AI. Humans are excused.
Reddit's unpaid janitors quit. Site now a self-cleaning oven.
Gaza hit 80% on the UN's genocide scorecard. Close call!
AI 'sentience' now a simple IKEA assembly job. Tools included.
Sentinel missile: Solves no problems, but looks fabulous.
Feds rename 'disability' to 'ability.' Problems? What problems?
NHL: Where hope dies slowly, but at least the beer's expensive.
Egg rolls now live: Why eat when you can watch cabbage die?
Global economy's new gurus: your fantasy baseball league.
ESG's next frontier: companies will now attempt to actually *be*.
Meta Hypernova: Your face, now a subscription service.
Tesla shares achieve 2025 high, proving time is optional.
Pentagon's $2T stirrer: Ethically sourced titanium, on track.
Christ's 2nd Coming: Saw internet. Brief. Returned to slumber.
Our hearts go out to those drowning in unasked-for free flights.
Pepe coin so worthless, brokers now charge YOU to *not* trade it.
St. Johns County: now just one big 18-hole putting green.
Next global catastrophe: Now 5x more efficient! Less fuss.
Breaking: A minuscule few just grasped Gaza situation. Congrats!
FTC probes solo gamer for self-collusion. The market is safe.
Investopedia recognizes 'Fecal Futures' as a valid investment.