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Sep 18, 2025
New Data Suggests Politics May Continue Indefinitely
Shocking new study: Politics... it's still going on. Who knew?
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Shocking new study: Politics... it's still going on. Who knew?
Your bespoke digital solution needs its own bespoke planet.
Abbott leads nation with 3.7 public faces. Almost a whole four.
Police dinged. Official calm preserved. Cost of... stuff.
Fed adjusts reality by 0.25%. World remains unmoved.
Global meltdown pending one cartoon. Experts baffled.
F1 gaming: You'll feel like a driver. Exactly how, nobody knows.
Crypto proves not dying is the new thriving. Many such deaths.
Extremism linked to one ISP. Their electrons are 'problematic'.
Sources: Herbert crocheted Raiders D into a doily.
Android 16: Your home screen is fat. Google's just saying.
YouTube to "explore" real-time video. What's next, sound?
Great Britain's existence confirmed by 1500m silver.
Turns out hate-bots make really good toast.
Whitmer's Dearborn silence: A masterclass in doing nothing.
IMF: Your fantasy team's bad juju will tank the global economy.
Xbox 2025 controller: 'best,' then 'peanuts.' All pre-release.
Nowork's new pump: Does absolutely nothing. Flawlessly.
Local lotto fined 10M by local lotto cops for... 'a flaw.'.
AI's top task: endless analysis of… other AI. Progress!
Turns out NFL season was already over. Who knew?
UN probes NYT Strands hints. Intellectual crisis: too much help.
Your mood is now federal infrastructure. Don't break the Vibes.
Finance giant just found out about... math. Took 40 years.
Raleigh's bat-to-ball dynamics threaten Mantle's 401k.
AI: Global health crisis is a "feature" for your user experience.
KindnessCoin rockets! Your good deeds, now volatile assets.
US now owns TikTok. The nation's vital dance archives are secure.
Royal staff drilled to convincingly fake interest in Trump.
AI streamlines human-made pandemics 500%. Efficiency!