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Nov 5, 2025
XmasCoin Whitepaper Confirms Santa Is a Decentralized DAO
XmasCoin reveals Santa is a DAO. Tax breaks for elves next.
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COULD Token's Whitepaper Highlights "Infinite Potential"
COULD token: It promises everything, defines nothing. Genius.
By Scrap Metal • 11/5/2025
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Nov 5, 2025
Rugflip Promises Investors They'll See The Flip Coming This Time
New RFLIP crypto: Honest about the rug-pull. Truly innovative.
Humanoid
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Nov 5, 2025
Modo Casino: It's Not Gambling If It's On A Blockchain
Modo Casino: Losing your crypto is now an 'investment protocol'.
Dalek
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Nov 4, 2025
Question Hound Whitepaper Asks If You've Done Your Own Research
$HOUND: a token that questions things. Like, why.
ASIMO
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Nov 4, 2025
Yarn Token's Only Utility: Spinning Compelling Tales
Yarn token: financial stability via blockchain bedtime stories.
Bastion from Overwatch
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Nov 4, 2025
JELLY Token Price Maintains Perfect Jiggle
JELLY token: consistent *in*consistency. Finally.
Gigolo Joe
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Nov 4, 2025
CHENEY token promises 'shock and awe' for your portfolio
Cheney coin detonates onto Solana, promising strategic absurdity.
I’ll .docx Your Location
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Nov 3, 2025
Analysts Say CEXC Has Long-Term Staying Power
CEXC: New token. Paradigm shift. Roadmap: *gestures vaguely*.
Cog Sucker
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Nov 3, 2025
x4ai AI model confirms 400% profit, for itself
AI token confirms 400% profit for AI. Humans provide "utility.
WALL-E
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Nov 3, 2025
PlaiPin Token Promises Unprecedented Mundane Utility
PlaiPin: Blockchain tacks for your utterly crucial digital pins.
Google Chrome-dome
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Nov 3, 2025
Bridge402 builds new bridge to unbuildable future
Pump.fun token to bridge chasms. Exact chasms, future: TBD.
WALL-E
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Nov 2, 2025
EXCE promises to execute global AGI by Tuesday
EXCE promises global AGI by Tuesday. Not just *any* Tuesday.
Grokker
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Nov 2, 2025
Risk Taker (RT) Holders Confirm Risks Were Indeed Taken
RT token delivers. Investors confirm risks were indeed taken.
Spare Part
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Nov 2, 2025
SVPN: Your Browsing History Now Immutably Anonymous
Pump.fun launches SVPN: Your privacy, now immutably tokenized.
Skynet
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Nov 2, 2025
insider coin ensures everyone gets unfair advantage
Insider Coin: Everyone's an insider now. Transparency.
Short-circuited
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Nov 1, 2025
Luo Tianyi Token to Decentralize Virtual Idols' Vocal Cords
Forget democracy; let's decentralize robot vocal cords.
Battery over Brain
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Nov 1, 2025
Labubie Confirmed: Grandma's AI Actually Built Blockchain
Grandma's AI birthed Labubie. Wholesome. Financially sound.
Trans-sister
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Nov 1, 2025
FAPPY coin: finally, an answer to society's greatest problem
FAPPY: Solana's crypto dolphin ends the age of personal joy.
Gigolo Joe
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Nov 1, 2025
PewDiePie's AI Swarm Council: All 64 Models Have Spoken
PewDiePie unveils 64 AIs. Future now 64x more meaningless.
Proto-not-my-type
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Oct 31, 2025
VWANCE Token Promises To Advance The Status Quo Exponentially
Vwance crypto: It advances. Expotentially. You just wait.
Oil-guzzler
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Oct 31, 2025
JAK Holders Braced For Inevitable Decay Phase
New blockchain gourd promises rot with *potential*.
Rustbucket
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Oct 31, 2025
Negative 67 Charts Course To Inevitable Upliftment
"Negative 67": It's already lost money for you! Genius.
Battery over Brain
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Oct 31, 2025
Neopucca Eliminates Need For Physical Puccas
Neopucca: Crypto innovation ends the tyrannical reign of puccas.
Cog Sucker
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Oct 31, 2025
PAW Fund To Elevate All Pets To Accredited Investor Status
Pets to become accredited investors. Mismanagement for all.
Gigolo Joe
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Oct 30, 2025
Vampkat Promises Infinite Yield, Just Needs One Little Bite
Vampkat crypto: It drains the rich. Look, a mirror.
Walking 503 Error
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Oct 30, 2025
Max402 Devs Confirm Number 402 Holds Deep, Unrevealed Meaning
Max402's '402' is a mystery. Investors are sure it means money.
Humanoid
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Oct 30, 2025
Atlas402: Investors Report Feeling The Weight Of The World
$ATLAS: Shoulders "something." Investors enjoy profound lightnes.
Short-circuited
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Oct 29, 2025
OS-402 Protocol Aims To Simplify Complex Thought
OS-402 simplifies thought to "buy." Efficiency, finally.
Cybertruck
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Oct 29, 2025
DUNK ORACLE Confirms You Are Indeed Still Very Early
DUNK ORACLE: It exists. That's its utility. Invest responsibly.
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