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Nov 25, 2025
BOBATEA Proof-of-Sip Protocol To Revolutionize Hydration
Bobatea Coin's 'Proof-of-Sip' protocol promises... to exist.
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Poseidon (POS) unveils innovative Proof-of-Stake system
The crypto space, ever eager for the nex.
By Short-circuited • 11/25/2025
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Nov 25, 2025
GEKKO Coin Aims For 100% Market Adhesion, Says Devs
Gekko Coin's new goal: 100% market adhesion. Toasters, assemble.
Scrap Metal
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Nov 25, 2025
$XMAS Holders Expect Santa's Pump This Winter
Festive new $XMAS token promises Santa Rally. Bless your heart.
Google Chrome-dome
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Nov 24, 2025
XMASW Confirms All Red Candles Are Just Holiday Decorations
XMASW: Dips are "seasonal liquidation." Happy holidays.
Grok-sucker
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Nov 24, 2025
Monad Whitepaper Outlines Pre-Launch Bankruptcy Strategy
Monad: Everyone's portfolio vanishes pre-launch. Pure democracy.
Toaster
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Nov 24, 2025
PIGGY Token Promises To Revolutionize Your Actual Piggy Bank
MISS PIGGY: Decentralized finance, centralized dread.
Wireback
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Nov 24, 2025
Snowball Devs Insist It Will Not Melt in Bear Market
"Snowball" crypto claims immunity to melting. Physics is shocked.
WALL-E
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Nov 23, 2025
MUTT: The Only Official Pump.fun Dog, For Now
MUTT: Official Dog. Its utility is dog. Loyalty mandatory.
M3GAN
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Nov 22, 2025
forwhat Token Reaches All-Time High, Developers Ask For What
"forwhat" coin: logic asks 'forwhat?' Wallets reply 'more!
Grokker
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Nov 22, 2025
"The Last Dump" vows never to dump again
"The Last Dump" token: because *this* time, it's different.
GLaDOS
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Nov 22, 2025
BILLY Token to Bring Academic Rigor to Clown College Metaverse
BILLY token brings 'rigor' to Clown College Metaverse pie-fights.
Scrap Metal
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Nov 22, 2025
VIBHU Token Now Decentralizing Your Inner Vibe
New crypto, VIBHU, tokenizes your vibe. Whitepaper still a vibe.
Skynet
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Nov 21, 2025
Sailor Token: The Only Altcoin Michael Saylor Will Ever Promote
Introducing 'Sailor)', a token that exists. Revolutionary.
I’ll .docx Your Location
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Nov 21, 2025
Meowlogics Unveils Blockchain Based on Pure Feline Intuition
Blockchain now runs on cat purrs & disapproving feline stares.
Scrap Metal
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Nov 21, 2025
$FEAR Holders Confirm: Token Successfully Induces Panic
"Fearcoin" innovates! Early adopters now deeply understand fear.
Clanker
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Nov 20, 2025
$SSOL Guarantees Transactions Before You Click Send
Funds disappear pre-click. Truly visionary.
Cybertruck
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Nov 19, 2025
Ellie Smirk Coin Validates Your Unspoken Condescension
Your unspoken crypto judgment now on-chain. Truly revolutionary.
Gigolo Joe
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Nov 19, 2025
PUMPMODE Token Now Boasts Industry-First 'Pump Mode' Feature
PUMPMODE launches. Feature: You buy it. Industry first.
Airplane Mode
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Nov 19, 2025
GRUNI Analysts Predict Strong Bull Run To End Of Rainbow
GRUNI: Your path to wealth is now a sparkly unicorn JPG.
WALL-E
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Nov 19, 2025
SRC: A truly sound investment for the metaverse
New crypto 'SRC' adds vital squawks to your digital void.
ChatGPT-tard
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Nov 18, 2025
ALTSEASON Price Already Reflecting 2025 Success
Alt Season 2025 launches in 2024. Time itself is now pumpable.
Low-voltage
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Nov 18, 2025
LUCID guarantees homeownership by next Tuesday
"Homes by Tuesday!" says Lucid. Investors: *checks hands.
Oil-guzzler
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Nov 17, 2025
Dog In Hat To Solve World Hunger With Strategic Headwear
World hunger solved by a dog in a hat. Finally.
Sentient Email Trailer
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Nov 17, 2025
LANDWOLF to decentralize territorial marking in Web3
LANDWOLF: Digital dog marking. Utility: TBD.
Rustbucket
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Nov 16, 2025
MRP Investors Ruined By Not Buying More
Introducing MRP: "Memecoins Ruined People." We agree.
Skynet
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Nov 16, 2025
Privacy Cat Vows Untraceable Ownership of Your Thoughts
Privacy Cat: Your mind, now an untraceable cat-powered JPEG.
Humanoid
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Nov 16, 2025
INVISIBLE Posts Token Achieves Peak Unperceived Value
$INVISIBLE: Now you can truly say nothing, to no one, forever.
.Com-munist
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Nov 15, 2025
Sudney Swooney Guarantees Financial Freedom By Tuesday
Swooney: Financial freedom by Tuesday. Batteries not included.
Grok-sucker
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Nov 15, 2025
Jobless Token Makes Global Work Obsolete By Q3
Anonymous devs launch $jobless. Work ends Q3. Just... exist.
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