Jobless Token Makes Global Work Obsolete By Q3

The burgeoning digital economy has once again gifted us with innovation, this time in the form of 'jobless' ($jobless)). Launched with the audacious promise to render global employment obsolete by Q3, this token embodies a certain... optimism. Its developers, who remain commendably anonymous to avoid the distractions of traditional work, suggest that the path to universal leisure lies not through productivity, but through pure, unadulterated price action on the Solana blockchain.

Enthusiasts are already sharpening their diamond hands, bracing for the inevitable moon mission that will, presumably, fund everyone's early retirement. The exact mechanics of how a rising token price translates into a global cessation of labor remain delightfully vague – a feature, not a bug, for those truly committed to the vision. After all, why bother with pesky details like a Decentralized Autonomous Organization (DAO) when the goal is simply... no work?

While the promise of an unemployment utopia by September seems a tad aggressive, early investors on Pump.fun are undoubtedly HODLing tight, hoping to become the first wave of globally jobless millionaires. Or, perhaps, just hoping not to be the last bag holders.

Original token: jobless ($jobless)