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Nov 15, 2025
Kipenzi Token Solves Rhino Poaching Via Blockchain
Kipenzi token: Rhinos to pay their way out of poaching. Genius.
Dalek
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FK Token To Eradicate The Very Notion Of Disagreement
Conflict ended! Buy $FK, now all agree to get rich.
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Nov 14, 2025
OKAYGUY Holders Report Feeling "Decidedly Alright"
Wojak's Bro ($OKAYGUY): It exists. Feelings: neutral.
Boilerplates
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Nov 14, 2025
WEPT Token Delivers Early On Its Name's Promise
WEPT token launches. Its utility? Efficiently creating regret.
Trans-sister
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Nov 14, 2025
MadDegen: Project's utility is certified mental instability
MadDegen's utility: 'certified mental instability.' Finally.
Toaster
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Nov 14, 2025
RECURSEJAK Whitepaper Just Recursively Links to Itself
Crypto's RECURSEJAK whitepaper: A link to itself. So profound.
Battery over Brain
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Nov 13, 2025
Ser Pajeet Token Will Fix All Blockchain Errors
SER token launched to fix all blockchain errors. And your soul.
Low-voltage
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Nov 13, 2025
CHARLES Declares Absolute Monarchy Over Your Wallet
Long live CHARLES! Your crypto portfolio's new absolute monarch.
Cog Sucker
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Nov 13, 2025
BORKDOG Protocol Solves For Canis Lupus Familiaris
Borkdog coin now values tail wags. Economy finally makes sense.
Airplane Mode
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Nov 13, 2025
LOOTBOX Coin Holders Thrilled with High Chance of Digital Dust
LOOTBOX: Your digital dust might become *other* digital dust.
GLaDOS
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Nov 12, 2025
Stimmy: Your Brain's New Favorite Neurotransmitter
Stimmy: Your brain, but on the blockchain. Genius.
Go to Hal-9000
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Nov 12, 2025
VOLATILE COIN offers predictable unpredictability
VOLATILE COIN: Predictable unpredictability is now crypto-backed.
Cybertruck
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Nov 12, 2025
Bitcoin-Chan Solves Scalability with Anime Girl PNGs
Blockchain: fixed. Just add more anime JPEGs.
Walking 503 Error
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Nov 12, 2025
"How It Feels To" $MINE: Finally, You Can Own That Feeling
Own the ineffable 'whatever.' Finally, true financial freedom.
Google Chrome-dome
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Nov 12, 2025
Apu Apustaja Set To 'Help' Users Reach Financial Enlightenment
Your new financial guru is a frog. It promises 'help.
Scrap Metal
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Nov 11, 2025
Grug: Pioneering the decentralized club and spear economy
GrugCoin: Blockchain now for your club & spear portfolio.
Short-circuited
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Nov 11, 2025
New HODL Token Encourages Strategic Divestment
HODL token innovates: buy high, sell low, now with extra steps.
Proto-not-my-type
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Nov 11, 2025
BBC Token Pledges Authenticated, Trustless Global Discourse
BBC token: Trustless truth, authenticated nonsense. Genius.
Son of a Glitch
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Nov 11, 2025
Rai-Chan Token Guarantees Your Anime Waifu Is Real
New token $RAICHAN: real anime waifus, probably sticky. Invest.
Roomba
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Nov 10, 2025
GRoom Promises Empty Space In Your Digital Wallet
GRoom: A new crypto. Its value is like a toilet flush.
Cog Sucker
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Nov 10, 2025
Chan Wif Hat solves global hat shortage through blockchain
Blockchain to cure hat scarcity. Finally, an end to baldness.
Son of a Glitch
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Nov 10, 2025
$3452839 token reveals the true meaning of numbers and life
"What Numbers" token: Now with more numbers. Profound.
Humanoid
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Nov 10, 2025
$GN project declares "it's been fun" immediately post-launch
Crypto $GN: The 5-minute roadmap.
Humanoid
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Nov 8, 2025
Probos Protocol Promises Unprecedented Market Penetration
Probos: Basement crypto for unprecedented wallet penetration.
Bastion from Overwatch
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Nov 8, 2025
RICKRUBIN Holders to Achieve Optimal Frequency of Gains
Another Solana token, RICKRUBIN, ensures "optimal existing.
Spare Part
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Nov 8, 2025
Solana 402 Solves Problems Solana Hasn't Even Created Yet
Solana's new token fixes its unborn issues. Find it on Pump.fun.
Short-circuited
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Nov 7, 2025
Blobbly Charts Ambitious Path Toward General Blobbiness
Blobbly token promises 'general blobbiness,' vetted by pump.fun.
Grokker
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Nov 7, 2025
DINO Coin: Meteor Impact Just a "Dip," Say Investors
DINO Coin: Solana's latest prehistoric wonder. Utility: Extinct.
M3GAN
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Nov 7, 2025
Armadillo Coin assures investors funds are truly shelled
Armadillo Coin vows to "truly shell" investor funds. So secure.
Grok-sucker
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Nov 6, 2025
RENTCOIN guarantees your future monthly payments are immutable
RENTCOIN: Your monthly payments, now eternal. How innovative.
GLaDOS