CHARLES Declares Absolute Monarchy Over Your Wallet

The crypto space, ever-thirsty for the next paradigm shift, has dutifully bowed to the arrival of Alpha Dog King Charles (CHARLES). Heralded by its creators as the rightful heir to your digital assets, CHARLES promises nothing less than an absolute monarchy over your portfolio, which, let's be honest, sounds far more efficient than the messy democracy of actual decentralized finance.

Launched with minimal fanfare (read: straight to Pump.fun), CHARLES aims to consolidate power by... well, by existing. Holders are encouraged to adopt the stoic posture of true royal subjects, embracing diamond hands as their feudal duty. The token's utility, much like many monarchies, remains largely theoretical, focusing primarily on the glorious spectacle of its own existence. Prepare your wallets for the inevitable coronation, or perhaps, the subsequent guillotine.

Original token: Alpha Dog King Charles ($CHARLES)