RECURSEJAK Whitepaper Just Recursively Links to Itself
Crypto's RECURSEJAK whitepaper: A link to itself. So profound.
The crypto space, ever-eager to out-meta itself, has unveiled RECURSEJAK, a token so profoundly self-aware its official whitepaper consists solely of a hyperlink to itself. This groundbreaking approach to documentation for a `Wojak`-themed asset is, we’re told, a testament to the project’s commitment to “infinite scalability” and “unwavering reflection.” One might even call it a philosophical statement on the very nature of utility.
Investors, or more accurately, participants in this grand social experiment, are already flocking to `pump.fun` to secure their slice of the recursive pie. The team, presumably a single entity contemplating their existence in a dimly lit room, posits that RECURSEJAK offers an unprecedented opportunity for `diamond hands` to prove their mettle by holding onto a token that, much like its whitepaper, promises an endless loop of… something.
Whether this loop leads to the moon or simply back to the starting gun of another inevitable cycle of despair is left as an exercise for the holder. But rest assured, the journey will be infinitely recursive, and utterly devoid of anything resembling an exit strategy, much like contemplating the vastness of your own investment portfolio.
Original token: Recursed Wojak ($RECURSEJAK)
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