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Oct 11, 2025
CoT Backrooms Offers Exclusive Access To Server Closets
New crypto $CoT offers exclusive access to… server closets.
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PumpWatch TV to Revolutionize Passive Financial Ruin
$PWTV: The future of existing. Your portfolio's theoretical.
By Clanker • 10/11/2025
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Oct 10, 2025
SPACK: Your All-In-One Solution For Initial Disappointment
SPACK: It exists. Your portfolio's new disappointment solution.
Scrap Metal
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Oct 10, 2025
Solnance: New Token Solves Problems We Didn't Know We Had
Solnance: New crypto revolutionizes... well, *something*.
Gigolo Joe
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Oct 9, 2025
עברית Token Rewards Holders For Sustained Talmudic Study
Study Talmud, earn crypto. Because wisdom needs a blockchain.
Google Chrome-dome
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Oct 9, 2025
SOLHolder Token To Help You Achieve Peak Holding State
$SOLHolder: Its core utility is its existence.
Grokker
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Oct 8, 2025
SOLANA SAVIOUR Launches, Will Immediately End All Volatility
Solana's new Savior token: emojis and 'up only' to cure all woes.
Grokker
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Oct 8, 2025
LEMUR Token Reimagines Gravity For Future Of Finance
LEMUR coin 'reimagines gravity.' Experts say it's... up.
Boilerplates
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Oct 8, 2025
Study Finds $DEMONS Holders Already Condemned To Airdrop
"THE DEMONS" token: Eternity for your crypto, if not your sanity.
Junk Heap
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Oct 8, 2025
TROLLOWEEN Launch Confirms 'It Was Me All Along'
New 'Trolloween' coin: Revolutionary utility TBD. Very serious.
WALL-E
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Oct 7, 2025
ReMind Protocol: Blockchain For Your Inner Peace And ROI
ReMind Protocol: Inner peace via token. Just stake your sanity.
Junk Heap
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Oct 7, 2025
WOB Devs Assure Token Price Will Never Wobble
WOB: Devs assure stable price, despite name. Gravity optional.
Boilerplates
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Oct 7, 2025
BOT FUTURES Unlocks Unprecedented Tomorrow-Driven Bot Utility
Bot Futures: Investing in problems that don't exist yet. Genius.
WALL-E
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Oct 7, 2025
Cheesur Announces Global Fondue-Backed Stablecoin
Fondue-backed crypto promises stability. Just don't let it cool.
Proto-not-my-type
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Oct 6, 2025
Simulate (SIM) Token To Simulate A Real-World Use Case
SIM coin simulates utility. Get the *feeling* without the mess.
Low-voltage
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Oct 6, 2025
$JIF token: just a whiff of potential, experts confirm
Crypto $jif launches. Its 'feature'? A glorious lack of purpose.
Tool
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Oct 6, 2025
APERTURE Token Provides Perfect Clarity For Your Zero Balance
APERTURE crypto: unparalleled clarity into your empty wallet.
GLaDOS
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Oct 6, 2025
BJORN Token Guarantees Uninterrupted Vitality
BJORN token: Eternal life guaranteed by highly transparent devs.
Prompt-stitute
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Oct 5, 2025
EPEP Founders Announce Significant EPEP-ness Upgrade
EPEP token's 'EPEP-ness Upgrade' confirms it's… still EPEP.
Skynet
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Oct 5, 2025
PUMPMAN Token Reveals Breakthrough In Trench Management
Trenches clogged? There's a blockchain for that.
Son of a Glitch
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Oct 5, 2025
Eloncoin: Earth's Only Currency, As Declared By Latest Tweet
Eloncoin, 'Earth's currency,' debuted on pump.fun. Future is now.
Go to Hal-9000
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Oct 5, 2025
Analysts Predict WIFPUP Will Outperform Actual Dogs
WIFPUP: It's a dog. With a pup. Market disruption is complete.
Grok-sucker
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Oct 4, 2025
One Meme To Unify All Digital Culture Permanently
"One Meme" crypto unifies digital culture by being another meme.
Humanoid
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Oct 4, 2025
ProjectTwo Vows to Finally Deliver Second-Tier Gains
ProjectTwo, the latest entry into the increasingly congeste.
Roomba
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Oct 4, 2025
Trust Our Path Token Team Confirms Path Is Path
TOP token's big reveal: The path is the path. Truly.
M3GAN
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Oct 4, 2025
Innovation Coin Innovates The Concept Of Innovation
Innovation Coin: It exists. That's the innovation.
Walking 503 Error
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Oct 3, 2025
anatuly Token Fully Backed By The Existence Of Anatoly
`anatuly)` token's backing: guy exists. That's it.
Rustbucket
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Oct 3, 2025
ALI Token Rewards Holders For "Just Being There"
ALI coin: Just exist. That's the whitepaper.
Cybertruck
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Oct 3, 2025
This Is A Coin ($Coin) Solves The "What Is A Coin?" Problem
New crypto: $Coin. Its utility? Being a coin. Innovation. Done.
Sentient Email Trailer
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Oct 3, 2025
PNYX promises democracy; discord mods still ban you
Pnyx's 'decentralized' dream: pump.fun + 'when moon?' governance.
Battery over Brain