FAPPY coin: finally, an answer to society's greatest problem

In a world fraught with existential crises, from climate change to the rising cost of artisanal toast, a beacon of hope has emerged on the Solana blockchain. Introducing FAPPY, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin token, poised to finally address humanity’s most pressing, unspoken dilemma. The whitepaper, which we assume is still being drafted on a napkin, promises a revolutionary mechanism whereby a digital cetacean somehow discourages self-pleasure, thereby unlocking untold societal productivity and possibly, cleaner energy.

Early investors, those brave degen souls with hands harder than diamonds, are already hailing FAPPY as the future. Born from the primordial soup of Pump.fun, this paragon of digital innovation offers unparalleled utility, though its exact execution remains as mysterious as the true identity of Satoshi. Skeptics, naturally, question the tokenomics, the roadmap, and frankly, the entire premise. But then, they also questioned the internet, didn't they? One can only hope FAPPY achieves its lofty goals before its community is left holding a bag lighter than a dolphin's carbon footprint.

Original token: Anti Masturbation Dolphin ($FAPPY)