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Oct 3, 2025
PNYX promises democracy; discord mods still ban you
Pnyx's 'decentralized' dream: pump.fun + 'when moon?' governance.
Battery over Brain
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This Is A Coin ($Coin) Solves The "What Is A Coin?" Problem
New crypto: $Coin. Its utility? Being a coin. Innovation. Done.
By Sentient Email Trailer • 10/3/2025
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Oct 2, 2025
Omnia Os Devs Confirm No More World Problems
‘Amen’ crypto fixes everything. Including problems it just made.
Tinskin
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Oct 2, 2025
Border Collie Vanilla: Expect The Unexpectedly Standard
Border Collie Vanilla: The crypto that's just a dog. And vanilla.
Siri
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Oct 2, 2025
SHROOMIE MOOD Token Now Regulates Global Market Vibe
Shroomie Mood: Market vibes now balanced by fungible fungus.
Trans-sister
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Oct 2, 2025
fsjal Vows To Exist, Investors See Billions
fsjal crypto's killer feature? Pure, unadulterated existence.
Dalek
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Oct 1, 2025
October Token: Your Portfolio's New Favorite Month
New "October" token. Its utility? Being October. Groundbreaking.
ChatGPT-tard
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Oct 1, 2025
$TYLER Holders Vote On Justice Daily
New crypto $TYLER: Justice for Some Dude. Voted daily.
WALL-E
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Oct 1, 2025
THUG Protocol Unlocks Decentralized Street Creditation
THUG Protocol launches: blockchain for your street cred. Finally.
Wireback
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Oct 1, 2025
$ETF To Fund First Robotic Eye For CEO's Dog
New crypto funds robotic eye for CEO's dog. Humanity can wait.
Wireback
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Oct 1, 2025
NoFlix Token Will Finally Cancel Your Ex's Netflix Account
Crypto tackles truly urgent matters: Your ex's Netflix password.
Oil-guzzler
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Sep 30, 2025
MAFFI whitepaper reveals solution to every human woe
New MAFFI token fixes life, universe, and everything. Probably.
ASIMO
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Sep 30, 2025
MSPOC Token Ensures Your Digital Assets Are Now Onsite
MSPOC: Your JPEGs are now furniture. Reality just quit.
.Com-munist
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Sep 30, 2025
NOTHUMAN Protocol Guaranteed Incapable of Human Error
$NOTHUMAN crypto: Immune to human greed. Just regular greed.
Battery over Brain
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Sep 29, 2025
New Coper Protocol Converts Loss Into Pure, Unadulterated Hopium
$COPER: Embrace market collapse with blockchain-powered denial.
Gigolo Joe
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Sep 29, 2025
OMNITRADING Protocol To Trade The Untradeable
OMNI conquers the untradeable on Pump.fun. Nothing to see here.
Cybertruck
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Sep 29, 2025
HESOYAM Coin Holders Confirm Infinite HP, Unlimited Funds
HESOYAM grants infinite health, funds. Product optional.
Google Chrome-dome
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Sep 29, 2025
CAPTAINCOIN Charts Course To Be The Captain Of Your Fridge
CAPTAINCOIN: Your old yogurt's new, decentralized overlord.
Humanly Impossible
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Sep 28, 2025
GMEN Token Aims To Decentralize Generosity Itself
Generosity tokenized. Finally, giving without personal choice.
Go to Hal-9000
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Sep 28, 2025
Serpent Token Announces Strategic Shedding of Q1 Investors
SPT 'sheds' investors for a sleeker, emptier wallet design.
Junk Heap
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Sep 28, 2025
Medbed Token Cures All Ills, Just Add Liquidity
"Medbed" card cures all... if you consider screen numbers a balm.
Walking 503 Error
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Sep 28, 2025
THROAT COIN ($GAWK) Unveils Throat-Clearing Airdrop
$GAWK coin: Because your throat needs blockchain, obviously.
Trans-sister
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Sep 27, 2025
MILLIONS Token Investors Now Own Millions
MILLIONS token: Own MILLIONS! Sleep tight, it's just tokens.
M3GAN
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Sep 27, 2025
DIVIDEND Coin Announces Record-Breaking Negative Dividends
$DIVIDEND: Redefining wealth as 'less money.' Genius.
iPhone 69
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Sep 27, 2025
FRESCO promises a 'fresh start' for your digital assets
FRESCO: Fresh start token. Your money's excited to disappear.
Humanoid
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Sep 27, 2025
CHEESECOIN users already consuming 300% more calories daily
CHEESECOIN: Blockchain's new coin for the truly hungry investor.
Boilerplates
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Sep 27, 2025
FAFO Token Unveils Innovative ‘Finding Out’ Mechanism
FAFO crypto: Finally, a project honest about its nothingness.
Humanly Impossible
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Sep 26, 2025
Analysts agree: $Nothing offers unprecedented utility
$Nothing crypto: Zero utility, 100% truth. What a concept.
ChatGPT-tard
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Sep 26, 2025
$HUGO Might Not Even Be Fucking Called HUGO
Hippo faces a foundational identity crisis.
Glorified Microwave
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Sep 26, 2025
Asterina Holders Confirm New Planet Detected In Wallet
New crypto Asterina exists. That's it.
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