Haunted House Guarantees Your Portfolio Is Already Dead

It seems the cryptoverse, in its infinite wisdom, has conjured yet another specter: Haunted House ($HH). Launched, as is tradition, on the esteemed Pump.fun platform, $HH promises... well, it promises to exist, at least for a glorious few hours. Devs assure us this isn't just another spooky season cash grab, but a groundbreaking experiment in 'transparent phantomomics' built on the rock-solid foundation of the Solana blockchain.

The core utility? To give your portfolio the chilling sensation of impending doom it secretly craves. Forget mere 'diamond hands'; $HH holders are encouraged to develop 'spectral hands,' capable of clutching onto thin air as their initial investment performs a rapid, unannounced exit. Early 'ghost investors' are already talking about the 'moon mission' – presumably to a desolate, crater-filled landscape where all your hopes go to die. Find it, if you dare, on your favorite decentralized exchange. Just don't say you weren't warned when the lights flicker and your funds vanish faster than a Scooby Doo villain.

Original token: Haunted House ($HH)