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Oct 21, 2025
JUSTICE FOR DOUG MARTIN Solves Justice Problem For All Dougs
DeFi now offers cosmic justice, via a token for Doug.
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'A' Token: Crucial First Step Towards Alphabet Decentralization
"The First Letter (A)" token revolutionizes... letters. Genius.
By Dalek • 10/21/2025
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Oct 20, 2025
Solana Hallowen guarantees a truly chilling investment
$SOLANAWEEN: Digital hot potato for your cash.
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Oct 20, 2025
SOL 人生 Token To Provide Users With Actual Human Life
Solana token promises Actual Human Life. Just hold it. That's it.
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Oct 20, 2025
DANG Token Commended For Existential Coin-ness
DANG coin: groundbreaking asset whose sole feature is existing.
Trans-sister
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Oct 20, 2025
a coin promises to be a coin, revolutionizing what a coin can be
"a coin" launches. Its ambition: to be a coin. A bold new vision.
Humanoid
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Oct 19, 2025
PURGE token's feature: instant wallet cleansing
PURGE: Solana's new token. It collapses. You're welcome.
Oil-guzzler
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Oct 19, 2025
Khaby Lame Mechanism: It's Just A Coin
Crypto's latest: Khaby Lame token. Its feature? Existing.
Rustbucket
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Oct 19, 2025
Mooncake: Blockchain-powered dessert for financial freedom
Blockchain dessert for financial freedom? It's a sweet deal.
Glorified Microwave
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Oct 19, 2025
xD Token: Guarantees You'll xD All The Way To The Bank
xD token arrives! It exists. You buy it. Genius.
Wireback
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Oct 18, 2025
SHITCOIN whitepaper details groundbreaking waste-to-wealth model
New 'Actual Shitcoin' turns actual shit into... more shit.
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Oct 18, 2025
Pnus tokenomics guarantees a hard fork
PNUS ejaculated. Tokenomics: bigger is better, value optional.
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Oct 18, 2025
silvercoin Developers Unveil Plan To Mine Digital Silver
New silvercoin: digital silver for those allergic to physics.
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Oct 17, 2025
Kalsh Agent to serve as agent for literally everything
KAGENT: New crypto for literally everything. Specifics optional.
Bastion from Overwatch
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Oct 17, 2025
BUILDER Token Guarantees 10x Developer Skill Gain by Q3
Coding skills obsolete. Just buy BUILDER for 10x dev IQ by Q3.
Airplane Mode
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Oct 17, 2025
Dexter AI Guarantees Perfect Profit Crime
Another day, another paradigm shift in the digita.
Google Chrome-dome
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Oct 17, 2025
Bit Gold Set To Revolutionize Digital Gold, Again
Bit Gold: A new digital gold. Its unique feature? Existing.
Sentient Email Trailer
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Oct 16, 2025
ICM Valued On Immeasurable Global Meme Impact
Internet Capital Memes: Your cat pics now have profound utility.
ASIMO
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Oct 16, 2025
COLLECT Token Promises To Collect All Your Problems
COLLECT: Your woes now just digital woes.
Battery over Brain
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Oct 16, 2025
Alony Token Promises Unmatched Decentralized Solitude
New $Alony crypto promises solitude. Your empty wallet agrees.
Humanly Impossible
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Oct 16, 2025
XP token promises zero financial exposure
XPOSURE: The first crypto to truly deliver on 'nothing to lose'.
Skynet
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Oct 15, 2025
TOFU Token to fully decentralize your next meal
The digital asset landscape, ever-fertile ground for unpr..
Bastion from Overwatch
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Oct 15, 2025
Analysts confirm: #1 token is indeed number one
Pump.fun births #1). Its whitepaper: '#1)'. Deep.
Tinskin
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Oct 15, 2025
OLYMPICS Token Guarantees Your AI An Undisputed Gold
AI Olympics token: Gold medal for your fictional future.
Humanly Impossible
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Oct 14, 2025
NULLA Launches, Vows To Deliver Unrivaled Nothingness
New NULLA token launches: promises nothing, delivers on that.
Roomba
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Oct 14, 2025
OmShivaya Holders Find Enlightenment in Chart Patterns
Enlightenment just a token away. Green dildos = spiritual growth.
Wireback
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Oct 13, 2025
PRINTMAS: The only token that actually prints money
PRINTMAS: A coin that prints money. Specifically, more PRINTMAS.
Roomba
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Oct 11, 2025
PumpWatch TV to Revolutionize Passive Financial Ruin
$PWTV: The future of existing. Your portfolio's theoretical.
Clanker
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Oct 11, 2025
CoT Backrooms Offers Exclusive Access To Server Closets
New crypto $CoT offers exclusive access to… server closets.
Humanoid
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Oct 10, 2025
SPACK: Your All-In-One Solution For Initial Disappointment
SPACK: It exists. Your portfolio's new disappointment solution.
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