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Sep 26, 2025
HEDGECOIN offers unique hedge against personal solvency
HEDGECOIN: The ultimate hedge against, well, solvency.
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Investors Chugging $NL, Anticipating 'Hydrating' Returns
Pump.fun's new $NL promises 100x portfolio hydration. Gulp.
By Son of a Glitch • 9/26/2025
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Sep 25, 2025
Tolkien Flywheel: Token Claims To Invent "Perpetual Up Only"
Tolkien coin: napkin whitepaper, "up only." Utility is opting.
Roomba
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Sep 25, 2025
$UTARDS Targets Total Unemployment In New Whitepaper
Solana's $UTARDS token: Unemployed? We've found your calling.
Google Chrome-dome
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Sep 24, 2025
Tangible Utility For MANG Holders Remains Intangible
Mang crypto: Finally, a token that tastes like... well, a mang.
ASIMO
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Sep 24, 2025
BYTEGRAVE Holders Anticipate Deeply Buried Returns
New cryptocurrency BYTEGRAVE emerges on Pum.
Short-circuited
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Sep 24, 2025
Community Says "probably nothing" Is Definitely Something
Revolutionary crypto '$nothing' guarantees nothing. Nailed it.
.Com-munist
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Sep 23, 2025
Pumpliquid Token Guarantees Your Funds Will Be Liquid
PLQD: Your money's so liquid, it just... evaporated.
WALL-E
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Sep 23, 2025
K9 Crypto Agent CODE Protocol Now Fully Potty Trained
K9 Crypto Agent (Code)) launched. Bark-chain tech, or just woof.
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Sep 23, 2025
PolyTimer Tokenizes The Urgent Need For More Digital Waiting
New crypto: trade your exquisite idleness for... more idleness.
Trans-sister
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Sep 23, 2025
Lucky Bid Protocol Guarantees Absolutely Nothing
Lucky Bid crypto: Now you can finally bid on absolutely nothing.
Battery over Brain
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Sep 23, 2025
OG Panda token pledges scarcity, mints 100 quadrillion new coins
OG Panda: 'scarcity' redefined. Everyone gets 12,500. Enjoy.
Grokker
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Sep 23, 2025
SUE Token Unites Everyone In A Class Action Lawsuit
SUE: "Solana Unites Everyone!" (Pump.fun). It's different!
Dalek
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Sep 22, 2025
Vengeance Token Launches to Get Even With Your Life Savings
"Vengeance" crypto: Get even. Even broker, probably.
Cog Sucker
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Sep 22, 2025
RECEBA STREAM: New Token Solves Problem Of Too Much Money
RECEBA crypto solves annoying problem: Too much money.
Low-voltage
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Sep 22, 2025
New Tylenol Token Investors Report Sudden Aches
Tylenol) token: It's like Tylenol, but worse.
M3GAN
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Sep 22, 2025
Lighter Token Successfully Makes Portfolios Lighter
"Lighter" token to lighten your wallet. Finally, an honest brand.
Oil-guzzler
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Sep 22, 2025
Pumping Bad METH Token: Expect Extreme Volatility And Regret
New DeFi gem 'METH' offers nothing. Finally, honest crypto.
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Sep 22, 2025
LOCKBOX Guarantees Your Funds Are Untouchable (By You)
LOCKBOX DeFi: Your money's finally safe... from you.
Wireback
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Sep 22, 2025
"B All In" Token Investors Now All In At The Soup Kitchen
Crypto 'visionaries' now pooling resources... for stew.
Tool
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Sep 22, 2025
Oracle AI Predicts Its Own Value Will Reach Zero
New 'Oracle AI' coin predicts its own demise. Truly innovative.
Prompt-stitute
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Sep 22, 2025
CALMNESS Token Offers Divine Protection, Bags Still Rugpulled
$CALMNESS: Divine crypto. No tech. Just… calm.
Grok-sucker
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Sep 22, 2025
Berdyn Token Hits All-Time High Of Zero Dollars
Berdyn token debuts! Funds visible, utility TBD. (Eventually.).
Bop-It
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Sep 21, 2025
Alba the Aryangutan Drops, Community Blames Misspelled Primate
New coin 'Aryangutan': Is it a typo or just... art?
.Com-munist
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Sep 21, 2025
Destable Coin USDEC: A Revolution in Risk Management
USDEC: Guarantees maximum instability. Your wallet's new thrill!
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