Pnus tokenomics guarantees a hard fork

Another day, another digital asset vying for your spare sats. The crypto sphere has just been graced with Giga Penus (PNUS), freshly ejaculated onto Pump.fun. Its launch, as expected, promises absolutely nothing of value beyond the thrill of a purely speculative gamble. Enthusiasts are already touting its "groundbreaking tokenomics," which, as usual, translates to "we hope it goes up."

Early adopters, presumably those with the strongest "diamond hands" (or simply a penchant for phallic nomenclature), are gearing up for the inevitable "moon mission." The project’s roadmap remains delightfully vague, hinting at future "partnerships" and "ecosystem development" – industry euphemisms for "we’ll think of something if this doesn't immediately crater." We eagerly await the whitepaper detailing the intricate algorithms that will prevent this from being just another collective delusion, much like any other venture aiming for a Binance listing purely on hype.

Original token: Giga Penus ($Pnus)