PRINTMAS: The only token that actually prints money

The launch of PRINTMAS (PRINTMAS) on `pump.fun` has certainly got the degens buzzing, primarily due to its bold promise to "actually print money." And in a peculiar, circular logic, it delivers! The tokenomics, meticulously crafted by an anonymous team, ensure a constant, verifiable supply of more PRINTMAS tokens. It's truly revolutionary: the more PRINTMAS you have, the more PRINTMAS is created. Genius, if you ignore pesky concepts like 'value' or 'scarcity'.

Early 'investors' are already celebrating the unprecedented 'utility' of watching numbers climb, fueled by the sheer conviction that this time, it's different. Forget yield farming or staking; with PRINTMAS, your principal simply... expands. What could possibly go wrong when a digital asset's primary function is to replicate itself ad infinitum, promising a perpetual, self-sustaining upwards trajectory?

For those with `diamond hands` ready for the moon, remember that even the most innovative rockets eventually require a landing site – or, more commonly, an unscheduled atmospheric re-entry. Keep an eye on your charts, and perhaps a quick path to convert back to more tangible assets on `Binance` just in case the 'printer' jams.

Original token: PRINTMAS ($PRINTMAS)