Dexter AI Guarantees Perfect Profit Crime

Another day, another paradigm shift in the digital frontier as Dexter AI (DEXTER) emerges from the depths of Pump.fun, promising nothing less than a 'perfect profit crime.' Apparently, its revolutionary AI doesn't just predict market movements; it meticulously choreographs them, ensuring — and this is key — *someone* makes money. The whitepaper, which we assume is scribbled on a napkin somewhere, undoubtedly details how DEXTER’s advanced algorithms will identify and exploit every market inefficiency, liberating funds directly into a very specific set of wallets. It's not a rugpull if the devs call it a feature, right?

Investors are already clamoring to achieve "diamond hands" on what many are calling the next moon mission, despite the explicit nod to illicit gains. The utility, as far as we can tell, is the thrill of participating in a guaranteed wealth transfer event. Forget complex use cases in decentralized finance; Dexter AI's innovation lies in streamlining the age-old tradition of transferring wealth from the many to the very few. Just remember to buy the dip, because someone always will.

Original token: Dexter AI ($DEXTER)