Norbert, Tony Pork's L3, Ends Global Hunger

Introducing Norbert), the latest marvel from the visionary minds behind tony pork, a project boldly declaring itself an Layer 3 protocol set to tackle humanity's oldest scourge: global hunger. Yes, you read that correctly. Apparently, the solution wasn't better agricultural practices or equitable distribution, but a new token on Pump.fun promising to revolutionize caloric intake through innovative blockchain mechanics.

While the exact tokenomics for feeding billions remain shrouded in the usual whitepaper-adjacent prose, early adopters are already being lauded as 'diamond hands' for their conviction in Norbert)'s inevitable upward trajectory, presumably fueled by the sheer volume of anticipated demand from the world's malnourished. Experts, or rather, anyone with a passing familiarity with a decentralized exchange, anticipate a significant re-evaluation of its market cap once the initial hunger-ending algorithms are fully deployed. Or, you know, when the liquidity vanishes. Either way, progress is being made.

Original token: tony pork ($Norbert)