Purell Coin guarantees germ-free digital assets

Purell Coin ($Purell)), the latest entrant to the burgeoning 'hygiene-as-a-service' blockchain sector, promises to scrub your digital assets cleaner than a hospital operating theatre floor. Launched recently on pump.fun, this innovative token purportedly leverages proprietary ‘sanitized sharding’ technology to combat wallet contamination and algorithmically generated bad breath. Investors, presumably those who believe their DeFi portfolio needs a good wipe-down, are encouraged to accumulate before the inevitable 'Germ War' unfolds.

The project’s roadmap, scribbled on a cocktail napkin post-hackathon, includes plans for a 'Liquid Soap Pool' and an 'Antiseptic DAO,' where holders can vote on the optimal pH level for future smart contracts. Proponents, demonstrating true diamond hands in the face of all reasonable doubt, are convinced this isn't just another memecoin destined for the digital drain, but a genuine moon mission towards pathogen-free prosperity. The only question remains whether the team will clean up after themselves, or if investors will be left with nothing but a lingering scent of ethanol and regret.

Original token: Purell Coin ($Purell)