EXCE promises to execute global AGI by Tuesday

The latest digital marvel to grace our screens, EXCE (Executeagi), has burst onto the scene with an objective so ambitious, it almost makes previous metaverse endeavors seem grounded. Its core promise? To "execute global AGI by Tuesday." Not "eventually," mind you, but by a specific, highly achievable Tuesday. One presumes this particular Tuesday is imminent, perhaps even this week's.

Launched with the characteristic gravitas of Pump.fun, EXCE offers a vision of artificial general intelligence, powered by... well, largely by the conviction of its early holders. The project roadmap is reportedly a single line item: "AGI by Tuesday." Investors are encouraged to possess "diamond hands" as the project rapidly approaches its self-imposed deadline. The current market cap is experiencing typical early-stage volatility, a testament to the efficient markets of decentralized finance, where such innovation thrives.

One can only anticipate the profound societal shifts once EXCE fulfills its mandate. Global AGI by Tuesday. It certainly streamlines the process. The only question now is which Tuesday. And perhaps, where exactly those developers will be on Wednesday.

Original token: Executeagi ($EXCE)